broon-loon Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 Just now, buchan30 said: I admire people who can spew (tactically) nd then continue drinking. I have quite a weak stomach, if i spew on a night out i just fold like a house of cards. Had to laugh when the barmaid told him to go back to the toilet and clean his face as it was covered in spew.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 On 28/04/2022 at 22:49, tamthebam said: One for the Glen Michael's Cavalcade generation but did the polis look for a secret button on the handlebar to see if it turned into WonderWheels? Captain caveman and Roger Ramjet are the only other cavalcade cartoons that I can remember. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 6 hours ago, bennett said: Captain caveman and Roger Ramjet are the only other cavalcade cartoons that I can remember. Casper, Squidly Diddley... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 There is a six foot three bee stuck between my window and the now closed curtains. I now sit in somewhat darkness until he escapes to freedom or comes in and murders me. Pray for me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 9 hours ago, bennett said: Captain caveman and Roger Ramjet are the only other cavalcade cartoons that I can remember. Great. Now I have the Roger Ramjet theme stuck in my head. Cheers for that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 38 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: There is a six foot three bee stuck between my window and the now closed curtains. I now sit in somewhat darkness until he escapes to freedom or comes in and murders me. Pray for me. I have noticed over the past couple of weeks a number of huge Bee's flying around the backie. Reminds of the joke about the guy who goes into the pet shop wanting to buy a pet bee, pet shop owner says "But we don't sell Bees", Guy says "Well why do you have one in your window?". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albus Bulbasaur Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 I'll say it again... On 22/04/2022 at 13:31, Albus Bulbasaur said: Bees are getting bigger. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 You prompted me to Google it. It seems there might be a reason…. https://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/56565387.amp 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 1 hour ago, Mr. Alli said: There is a six foot three bee stuck between my window and the now closed curtains. I now sit in somewhat darkness until he escapes to freedom or comes in and murders me. Pray for me. Top tip: Open the window 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 1 hour ago, Mr. Alli said: There is a six foot three bee stuck between my window and the now closed curtains. I now sit in somewhat darkness until he escapes to freedom or comes in and murders me. Pray for me. Bees are your friends, brother. Don't fear him and he won't fear you. Wasps however can f**k off. Noticed a few big b*****d wasps already this year. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 Went into the hut on Wednesday night to be confronted by a big wasp beginning to build a nest, sprayed f**k out it with wasp killer threw the corpse in the bin then hosed the hut and bin down with some wasp repellent and so far so good no follow up attacks from the little b*****ds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 4 minutes ago, thomas said: Went into the hut on Wednesday night to be confronted by a big wasp beginning to build a nest, sprayed f**k out it with wasp killer threw the corpse in the bin then hosed the hut and bin down with some wasp repellent and so far so good no follow up attacks from the little b*****ds. No flamethrower ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 5 minutes ago, thomas said: Went into the hut on Wednesday night to be confronted by a big wasp beginning to build a nest, sprayed f**k out it with wasp killer threw the corpse in the bin then hosed the hut and bin down with some wasp repellent and so far so good no follow up attacks from the little b*****ds. The correct answer 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 (edited) 2 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: There is a six foot three bee stuck between my window and the now closed curtains. I now sit in somewhat darkness until he escapes to freedom or comes in and murders me. Pray for me. Bees are fine. I recently had one fly down the lum and end up a trapped sooty mess. Made a bee bath to clean itself in (along with some sugary water) and 'Lazarus' made a nice pet for the day (until it dried off and re-entered the wild). Before: PXL_20220330_153809549.LS~2.mp4 After: Eta: ant powder appears to be extremely effective at taking out wasps. I found that spreading some around the entry point to the shed rids it of the stripy rent-dodging b*****ds fairly quickly. #genocide #chemicalweapons Edited April 30, 2022 by Hedgecutter 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 10 minutes ago, thomas said: and so far so good no follow up attacks from the little b*****ds. The wasp commanders might just be getting the troops organised, so you might not be safe yet. They might be on the way... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 12 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: No flamethrower ? 10 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: The correct answer It was tempting. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 5 minutes ago, The Skelpit Lug said: The wasp commanders might just be getting the troops organised, so you might not be safe yet. They might be on the way... What serious actor looks for a stage name and thinks " 'Slim Pickens', that the one for me!" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 Be a great double act if he worked with Rip Torn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 45 minutes ago, Cosmic Joe said: Top tip: Open the window Do you think he just morphed through the pane of glass to get in in the first place? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 58 minutes ago, thomas said: Went into the hut on Wednesday night to be confronted by a big wasp beginning to build a nest, sprayed f**k out it with wasp killer threw the corpse in the bin then hosed the hut and bin down with some wasp repellent and so far so good no follow up attacks from the little b*****ds. Wasps are the celtic fans of the insect world. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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