Arch Stanton Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 (edited) The design on my Virgin Money credit card is of a cassette tape. They probably looked at my DoB and went "he'll remember these". ETA Spoiler no cracks about 78s or wax cylinders , save those for GrannyDanger and JacksGranda Edited April 13, 2022 by Arch Stanton 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 (edited) 35 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: She would have them all mopping and sweeping up the mess they make putting out the fire. The police made the mistake of ringing her one night to see if she could come and pick me up and after giving them a piece of her mind I was duly dropped home in their van. Reminds me of the aforementioned Maw. Police called her to collect me. She told them they'd lifted me and me getting home wasn't her problem. They just fucked me out and I had to get a taxi though. Edited April 13, 2022 by Sergeant Wilson 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcastic Bairn Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 On 12/04/2022 at 18:19, PWL said: RBS just sent me my new debit card. WTF? It's pish like this that will finally tip me over the edge and move bank after 30+ plus years. Went on the app and it said- "We’ve been working on new debit card designs to mark our transition from Visa to Debit Mastercard. With these new designs we wanted to capture the idea of getting you where you want to be, transporting you with our gorgeous photography" Birthday caird pish. I never thought receiving a bank card would trigger me so much yesterday, I've got a house in lake. I just want my plain coloured card back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 13 minutes ago, throbber said: How terrible The One Show must be if that’s what passes for a remarkable moment. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: How terrible The One Show must be if that’s what passes for a remarkable moment. It’s the audible gasps from jenas and Jones that are funny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 12 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Why not paint the house? My missus and daughter are going away on holiday leaving me to paint the whole place soon. Gangbang at Shandons place! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 12 hours ago, Arch Stanton said: The design on my Virgin Money credit card is of a cassette tape. They probably looked at my DoB and went "he'll remember these". ETA Hide contents no cracks about 78s or wax cylinders , save those for GrannyDanger and JacksGranda I remember 78s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 1 hour ago, RH33 said: Gangbang at Shandons place! The only things getting sprayed will be the walls! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 2 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: I remember 78s. Used to have a 78 of Johnny B. Goode by Chuck Berry, disappeared during one of my house flits. Probably worth something now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 11 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Used to have a 78 of Johnny B. Goode by Chuck Berry, disappeared during one of my house flits. Probably worth something now. 68 quid apparently. https://www.popsike.com/CHUCK-BERRY-JOHNNY-B-GOODE-RARE-78-RPM-RECORD/250624191131.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 19 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Used to have a 78 of Johnny B. Goode by Chuck Berry, disappeared during one of my house flits. Probably worth something now. I used to have a lot of stuff that would probably be worth something now. If I still had it... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 55 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: I used to have a lot of stuff that would probably be worth something now. If I still had it... Yes, same here. Just wondering if any P&Bers have ever, etc, etc : https://www.lancs.live/news/lancashire-news/cannabis-farmer-grew-crop-spare-23680319?utm_source=lancs_live_newsletter&utm_campaign=daily_newsletter2&utm_medium=email 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 1 hour ago, welshbairn said: Used to have a 78 of Johnny B. Goode by Chuck Berry, disappeared during one of my house flits. Probably worth something now. I had an original ‘Court of the Crimson King’ album. When I found out what it was worth I had a look for it but it had disappeared. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 1 hour ago, Jacksgranda said: I used to have a lot of stuff that would probably be worth something now. If I still had it... perhaps not.. Spoiler 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 Cleaned out my shed today. Found two dead mice in there. They had turned semi-liquid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 1 hour ago, scottsdad said: Cleaned out my shed today. Found two dead mice in there. They had turned semi-liquid. Good to see The Prof's laissez-faire attitude to work is rubbing off................................. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 It’s always the ones you least expect. 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 5 minutes ago, ICTChris said: It’s always the ones you least expect. I'll be amazed if he's not a local radio dj 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 24 minutes ago, coprolite said: I'll be amazed if he's not a local radio dj With long finger nails. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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