Things you want to share with P&B

[tamthebam]

4 hours ago, RH33 said:

I fellow P&B'er and I were agreeing just the other day that KFC is vile.

Must have been an Ayr supporter... 

[Bert Raccoon]

I've made my feelings clear on this for some time, I'll eat KFC maybe twice a year, however, Zinger Burger, Chips, Two Hot Wings, gravy and drink of choice (Cherry Pepsi Max for me) is a fine selection of food for under £10 and god damn, if this is the hill I'm going to die on then so be it 

[Arch Stanton]

From time to time they do a limited edition gravy burger which has "gravynnaise" on the bun...this must be the inspiration.

Anyway, Hellman's can fuck off since Premier Foods ceased production in Paisley.

 

[hk blues]

19 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said:

I’ll send on all the info to her thanks.

I find a toilet brush vigorously inserted in and out creates a vacuum and does the job of a plunger.

Alternatively, use a plunger.

[Melanius Mullarkey]

7 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said:

, if this is the hill I'm going to die on then so be it 

Probably due to clogged arteries or food poisoning.

[Melanius Mullarkey]

14 minutes ago, hk blues said:

I find a toilet brush vigorously inserted in and out creates a vacuum and does the job of a plunger.

Alternatively, use a plunger.

Was all good. Her solution was to throw kitchen roll at it which unsurprisingly made it worse. A quick poke about with a bamboo cane and it was on its merry way.

[hk blues]

2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said:

Was all good. Her solution was to throw kitchen roll at it which unsurprisingly made it worse. A quick poke about with a bamboo cane and it was on its merry way.

Harsh, but fair.  She'll probably be back later.  

[Mark Connolly]

2 minutes ago, hk blues said:

Harsh, but fair.  She'll probably be back later.  

And in greater numbers

[RH33]

7 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said:

I've made my feelings clear on this for some time, I'll eat KFC maybe twice a year, however, Zinger Burger, Chips, Two Hot Wings, gravy and drink of choice (Cherry Pepsi Max for me) is a fine selection of food for under £10 and god damn, if this is the hill I'm going to die on then so be it 

Disgusting. Perverted behaviour. OFTW.

[Bert Raccoon]

53 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said:

Probably due to clogged arteries or food poisoning.

Says the man with the five foot shites

[Melanius Mullarkey]

5 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said:

the man with the five foot shites

Great film that. Saw it in the pictures when it came out.

[GordonD]

2 hours ago, hk blues said:

I find a toilet brush vigorously inserted in and out creates a vacuum and does the job of a plunger.

 

[Bairnardo]

I've made my feelings clear on this for some time, I'll eat KFC maybe twice a year, however, Zinger Burger, Chips, Two Hot Wings, gravy and drink of choice (Cherry Pepsi Max for me) is a fine selection of food for under £10 and god damn, if this is the hill I'm going to die on then so be it 

Aye. KFC is similar to McDonalds in so far as it has people getting really shrill about insisting it's somehow absolutely terrible and made of disarmed chemical weapons that they would never put into their body.

Its deep fried chicken m9. Not for every day, but perfectly good unless you are a joyless b*****d.

[vikingTON]

KFC and McDonald's are generic, franchise shite and so get treated with the same level of contempt as I develop when having to visit Almondvale. 

The Clyde Riviera is not a culinary hotspot, but it still has award-winning Indian and Italian places that are being undermined by the constant stack of SUV drivers collecting their buckets of shite from these chains and even blocking main roads at times to collect it after lockdown. 

Edited March 26, 2022 by vikingTON

[Stellaboz]

I think I've tried KFC twice in my life and both times it was utterly howfing. I like chicken but what they do to it is probably a crime.

[19QOS19]

If KFC came out with a bucket just full of skins I'd probably be there on a weekly basis.

[Jacksgranda]

5 hours ago, hk blues said:

I find a toilet brush vigorously inserted in and out creates a vacuum and does the job of a plunger.

Alternatively, use a plunger.

 

5 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said:

Was all good. Her solution was to throw kitchen roll at it which unsurprisingly made it worse. A quick poke about with a bamboo cane and it was on its merry way.

Are we still talking about blocked toilets here?

[Sarcastic Bairn]

34 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said:

If KFC came out with a bucket just full of skins I'd probably be there on a weekly basis.

 

[Oystercatcher]

Was cleaning out my phone and found this classic from the East Kilbride news.

I love East Kilbride because it's a friendly place to be, whilst clutching the newspaper with the headline hunt for two men as dad stabbed.

[Bairnardo]

@KnightswoodVanBear