Florentine_Pogen Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 It's called having a shit in this country. 'Taking' a shit is an abhorrent Americanism.Alternatively, going for a shite, 'ah'm gaun furra shite'...... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renton Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 I'm watching Robocop (1987)... is it bad that it looks more of a utopia than a dystopia now? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 9 hours ago, GordonD said: It's called having a shit in this country. 'Taking' a shit is an abhorrent Americanism. "Taking a dump" is a welcome addition to our lexicography from the colonies imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 3 minutes ago, renton said: I'm watching Robocop (1987)... is it bad that it looks more of a utopia than a dystopia now? We should do a Roy Bates and declare a haven from the madness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 3 hours ago, DiegoDiego said: Close. You made me think of the Viz "Broons" parody where the Bairn hears "Granpaw's having a fight" and they rush round to his house only to find Granpaw on the bog "Naw, I said I was having a shite.." 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSU Posted January 16, 2022 Share Posted January 16, 2022 The McBroons! 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 16, 2022 Share Posted January 16, 2022 10 hours ago, tamthebam said: You made me think of the Viz "Broons" parody where the Bairn hears "Granpaw's having a fight" and they rush round to his house only to find Granpaw on the bog "Naw, I said I was having a shite.." For some reason DC Thompson didn't see the funny side... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted January 16, 2022 Share Posted January 16, 2022 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 16, 2022 Share Posted January 16, 2022 An improvement on Lee Dixon and Alan Shearer anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 17, 2022 Share Posted January 17, 2022 On 15/01/2022 at 20:43, renton said: I'm watching Robocop (1987)... is it bad that it looks more of a utopia than a dystopia now? Had exactly the same experience a few months back. Watched it and thought “oh, this is quite a cute and innocent view of the future). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scw1987 Posted January 17, 2022 Share Posted January 17, 2022 Don't get washing up liquid in your eye. f**k knows how it happened but yesterday, as I was closing the bottle of Fairy, it squirted straight into my left eye. Of course trying to wash it out with water initially made it worse as it kept lathering up. Even after plenty of Optrex it was still stinging like a b*****d for hours and it was only upon waking up this morning that the pain abated. Definitely not recommended.Sometimes being a speccy b*****d has its advantages... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted January 17, 2022 Share Posted January 17, 2022 On 16/01/2022 at 00:27, MSU said: The McBroons! When I was at school there was a very talented artist in my class who did sketches just like these. He showed me one he drew where Paw Broon had a drugs overdose and Joe and Hen dumped him in a wheelie bin. Might be the same guy. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 17, 2022 Share Posted January 17, 2022 4 minutes ago, scottsdad said: When I was at school there was a very talented artist in my class who did sketches just like these. He showed me one he drew where Paw Broon had a drugs overdose and Joe and Hen dumped him in a wheelie bin. Might be the same guy. There was one circulating round my office where Oor Wullie, Fat Bob and Soapy Souter spend the afternoon shagging Daphne Broon. All goes well until they suggest she takes it up the arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 17, 2022 Share Posted January 17, 2022 3 hours ago, GordonD said: There was one circulating round my office where Oor Wullie, Fat Bob and Soapy Souter spend the afternoon shagging Daphne Broon. All goes well until they suggest she takes it up the arse. Wee Eck has never forgiven them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 17, 2022 Share Posted January 17, 2022 St Mirren Women 1 Edinburgh City Women 15 yesterday. I'm sure this website was down for just a wee while yesterday evening in true Div style.... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted January 17, 2022 Share Posted January 17, 2022 On 16/01/2022 at 10:01, GordonD said: For some reason DC Thompson didn't see the funny side... Viz's response to some legal action: 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted January 17, 2022 Share Posted January 17, 2022 Joss Wheddon interview, he seems to have done a hatchet job on himself. https://www.vulture.com/article/joss-whedon-allegations.html All these dickhead celebrities in treatment for “love and sex addiction” are at it. They all seem to feed their addiction by shagging young models and actresses, amazing stuff. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 Supermarket visitation today. Sunflower oil a 'must get' item. Went to 3 different stores, Lidl, Tesco, Co-op....... Not a drop of said staple to be had. WTF is going on? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 Discovered earlier that every episode of Sky One classic Dream Team is on YouTube. 3 episodes in, they’ve beaten Ajax and 4 of the players have disappeared assumed dead in a missing plane over the North Sea. 3 episodes. Honestly, what a show. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 24 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Supermarket visitation today. Sunflower oil a 'must get' item. Went to 3 different stores, Lidl, Tesco, Co-op....... Not a drop of said staple to be had. WTF is going on? An outbreak of squeaky sunflowers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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