jimbaxters Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 20 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-59949924 They've got some neck on them, if you ask me. Fully expected a news story about swans before clicking that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 A surprising bit of traffic on an old workplace messenger group this morning. Turns out a mutual colleague has been outed by Hunters for being a nonce. The guy is on Facebook this evening posting Prince Andrew Windsor jokes. Bit ironic... Anybody on here known or worked with a deviant? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 Swaziland changed its name to Eswatini a few years back and never told me, the b*****ds. Pretty sure Eswatini was a game for the Sega Mega Drive back in the day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 Just now, BFTD said: Swaziland changed its name to Eswatini a few years back and never told me, the b*****ds. Pretty sure Eswatini was a game for the Sega Mega Drive back in the day. It sounds like a derivative of a martini. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 Don't get washing up liquid in your eye. Fuck knows how it happened but yesterday, as I was closing the bottle of Fairy, it squirted straight into my left eye. Of course trying to wash it out with water initially made it worse as it kept lathering up. Even after plenty of Optrex it was still stinging like a bastard for hours and it was only upon waking up this morning that the pain abated. Definitely not recommended. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 7 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: It sounds like a derivative of a martini. From the buried-in-the-vaults sequel to You Only Live Twice, where Bond infiltrates an African nation with only a change of haircut and a burnt cork. 4 minutes ago, Arch Stanton said: Don't get washing up liquid in your eye. ^^^ Top Tips thread for this pish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 4 hours ago, Arch Stanton said: Don't get washing up liquid in your eye. f**k knows how it happened but yesterday, as I was closing the bottle of Fairy, it squirted straight into my left eye. Of course trying to wash it out with water initially made it worse as it kept lathering up. Even after plenty of Optrex it was still stinging like a b*****d for hours and it was only upon waking up this morning that the pain abated. Definitely not recommended. Although it's called 'washing up liquid', you are supposed to point the plastic bottle at the sink and use it as 'washing down liquid'. HTH. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Although it's called 'washing up liquid', you are supposed to point the plastic bottle at the sink and use it as 'washing down liquid'. HTH. For some reason I righted it before closing and,. as said already, fuck knows how it managed to exocet into my eye. I shall hold pointing down in future. Edited January 14, 2022 by Arch Stanton 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 1 minute ago, Arch Stanton said: For some reason I righted it before closing and,. as said already, fu knows how it managed to exocet into my eye. I shall hold pointing down in future. Good man. Also consider getting one of those wee washup gizmos with the green pad on the end and you fill the plastic handle with your Fairy (other washing down liquids are available.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 4 hours ago, BFTD said: From the buried-in-the-vaults sequel to You Only Live Twice, where Bond infiltrates an African nation with only a change of haircut and a burnt cork. Oh, as you were, cork. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 Enjoy your weekend lads....... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 7 hours ago, Arch Stanton said: For some reason I righted it before closing and,. as said already, f**k knows how it managed to exocet into my eye. I shall hold pointing down in future. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 15 hours ago, jagfox OG said: Anybody on here known or worked with a deviant? Years back when I was a Corporate Trainer, I was leading a class of entry level new-hires. We did the usual ice breaker “tell us something about yourself” and one old lad piped up “Well, I was fired from my last job for looking at child pornography on my work computer.” An awkward silence ensued before I asked “OK then, who’s next?” I told the HR wifey (who’d interviewed and hired him) but she insisted nothing could be done because I hadn’t ‘seen’ him do it. Three weeks later, he was fired for groping the bum of one of the younger women. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 9 hours ago, Arch Stanton said: For some reason I righted it before closing and,. as said already, f**k knows how it managed to exocet into my eye. I shall hold pointing down in future. No "Who can pee the highest" for you, then. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 @darry111 was so confident John Yogi Hughes would deliver a top six finish that he was prepared to stake £6k on it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 10 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Although it's called 'washing up liquid', you are supposed to point the plastic bottle at the sink and use it as 'washing down liquid'. HTH. Why is it called taking a shit and not leaving a shit? You don't take it anywhere. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 34 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Why is it called taking a shit and not leaving a shit? You don't take it anywhere. It's called having a shit in this country. 'Taking' a shit is an abhorrent Americanism. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 Yes, it's Big Dog, and if Carrie asks, it's yours, she'll never pick mines up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 It's called having a shite in this country. 'Taking' a shit is an abhorrent Americanism.Close. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 9 hours ago, GordonD said: It's called having a shite in this country. 'Taking' a shit is an abhorrent Americanism. 16 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: Close. You are quite correct. My apologies. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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