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A surprising bit of traffic on an old workplace messenger group this morning. Turns out a mutual colleague has been outed by Hunters for being a nonce. The guy is on Facebook this evening posting Prince Andrew Windsor jokes. Bit ironic...

Anybody on here known or worked with a deviant?

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Swaziland changed its name to Eswatini a few years back and never told me, the b*****ds.

Pretty sure Eswatini was a game for the Sega Mega Drive back in the day.

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Don't get washing up liquid in your eye.

Fuck knows how it happened but yesterday, as I was closing the bottle of Fairy, it squirted straight into my left eye.

Of course trying to wash it out with water initially made it worse as it kept lathering up. Even after plenty of Optrex it was still stinging like a bastard for hours and it was only upon waking up this morning that the pain abated.

Definitely not recommended.

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7 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said:

It sounds like a derivative of a martini.

From the buried-in-the-vaults sequel to You Only Live Twice, where Bond infiltrates an African nation with only a change of haircut and a burnt cork.

4 minutes ago, Arch Stanton said:

Don't get washing up liquid in your eye.

^^^ Top Tips thread for this pish

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4 hours ago, Arch Stanton said:

Don't get washing up liquid in your eye.

f**k knows how it happened but yesterday, as I was closing the bottle of Fairy, it squirted straight into my left eye.

Of course trying to wash it out with water initially made it worse as it kept lathering up. Even after plenty of Optrex it was still stinging like a b*****d for hours and it was only upon waking up this morning that the pain abated.

Definitely not recommended.

Although it's called 'washing up liquid', you are supposed to point the plastic bottle at the sink and use it as 'washing down liquid'.

HTH.

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4 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said:

Although it's called 'washing up liquid', you are supposed to point the plastic bottle at the sink and use it as 'washing down liquid'.

HTH.

For some reason I righted it before closing and,. as said already, fuck  knows how it managed to exocet into my eye.

I shall hold pointing down in future.

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1 minute ago, Arch Stanton said:

For some reason I righted it before closing and,. as said already, fu knows how it managed to exocet into my eye.

I shall hold pointing down in future.

Good man. Also consider getting one of those wee washup gizmos with the green pad on the end and you fill the plastic handle with your Fairy (other washing down liquids are available.)

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15 hours ago, jagfox OG said:

Anybody on here known or worked with a deviant?

Years back when I was a Corporate Trainer, I was leading a class of entry level new-hires. We did the usual ice breaker “tell us something about yourself” and one old lad piped up “Well, I was fired from my last job for looking at child pornography on my work computer.”

An awkward silence ensued before I asked “OK then, who’s next?”

I told the HR wifey (who’d interviewed and hired him) but she insisted nothing could be done because I hadn’t ‘seen’ him do it. 

Three weeks later, he was fired for groping the bum of one of the younger women. 

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9 hours ago, Arch Stanton said:

For some reason I righted it before closing and,. as said already, f**k  knows how it managed to exocet into my eye.

I shall hold pointing down in future.

No "Who can pee the highest" for you, then.

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10 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said:

Although it's called 'washing up liquid', you are supposed to point the plastic bottle at the sink and use it as 'washing down liquid'.

HTH.

Why is it called taking a shit and not leaving a shit? You don't take it anywhere. 

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