Jacksgranda Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 44 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: This is what Christmas dinner looks like if it was dished up by a thieving b*****d. I wouldn't thank you for it, tbqh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 Son in law sometimes does delivery work for a local Chinese takeaway. He done 5 hours last night and made over £110. He is the only person doing it tonight, for 5 hours again,so far he has made almost £200 and he still has an hour to go. Easy money! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 2 minutes ago, supermik said: Son in law sometimes does delivery work for a local Chinese takeaway. He done 5 hours last night and made over £110. He is the only person doing it tonight, for 5 hours again,so far he has made almost £200 and he still has an hour to go. Easy money! Good for him! Apropos nothing, years ago we were driving past the local undertakers when a consignment of coffins were being delivered and my mate remarked "There's Hugh getting in a load of empties". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 1 hour ago, Jacksgranda said: Good for him! Apropos nothing, years ago we were driving past the local undertakers when a consignment of coffins were being delivered and my mate remarked "There's Hugh getting in a load of empties". Spike Milligan passed an undertakers one drunken night, lay down on the pavement outside, and shouted "SHOP!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 6 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: You can’t buy class. Oh I don't know. Plenty of natives would just tear down the fence and leave it at that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 3 hours ago, supermik said: Son in law sometimes does delivery work for a local Chinese takeaway. He done 5 hours last night and made over £110. He is the only person doing it tonight, for 5 hours again,so far he has made almost £200 and he still has an hour to go. Easy money! I worked at a chinese for 10 years and enjoyed it,made a great bit of cash and met my wife whilst doing working there., 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oystercatcher Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 Got our first ever Christmas card from our neighbours across the road David and Theresa. David is actually called John and I think this was their way of telling us that we've been calling him the wrong name for 7 years. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 Got our first ever Christmas card from our neighbours across the road David and Theresa. David is actually called John and I think this was their way of telling us that we've been calling him the wrong name for 7 years.Hope you keep calling him David. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 7 hours ago, Oystercatcher said: Got our first ever Christmas card from our neighbours across the road David and Theresa. David is actually called John and I think this was their way of telling us that we've been calling him the wrong name for 7 years. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 I've had to jump on a bus to go pick my car up in town (it's been abandoned there since the 23rd) and this doughnut just got on the bus with his hair slapping to his head due to standing in the rain. He sat down and took his hood out on his jacket. On the bus. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 11 hours ago, Oystercatcher said: Got our first ever Christmas card from our neighbours across the road David and Theresa. David is actually called John and I think this was their way of telling us that we've been calling him the wrong name for 7 years. Or else Theresa's got rid of David and is now living with John 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 12 hours ago, Oystercatcher said: Got our first ever Christmas card from our neighbours across the road David and Theresa. Do you live near Dollar? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 Had a P&B free day yesterday, so catching up on all the threads. From the look of a number of posts, there are a few folks' wine cellars that must have taken an absolute battering over the last few days, and that is what Christmas is all about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 Do you live near Dollar?No one who wasn’t around in the 80’s will get that reference [emoji1787] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 Just now, Raidernation said: No one who wasn’t around in the 80’s will get that reference I know and it's comedy genius as well. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 Your both Bazaar. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 Hope you keep calling him David. Start calling him Dougie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 Not sure where to put this but a lot of posters must follow Harry's Garage on Youtube. He just refurbished a Jag XJ Coupe from the 70s at a cost of £60K+ and it looks amazing: 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 30 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Your both Bazaar. Love's got a hold on them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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