Clockwork Posted December 21, 2021 Share Posted December 21, 2021 You've no chance, You're the shite man in Hamilton Palace that looks so sick in the sun.Nice[emoji41][emoji108] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 21, 2021 Share Posted December 21, 2021 2 hours ago, Bairnardo said: @Boghead ranter my local roads guy.... Get yourself down to ASDA at Stenny. There is a frankly baffling deployment of about 4 or 5 car park attendants marshalling the give ways in the car park. I mean genuinely stopping cars coming from the entrance, waving people out of the various give ways etc. Its quite the display of strangeness. They (Asda) could be liable for being sued should these guys cause an accident. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Netan Sansara Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 15 hours ago, Bairnardo said: @Boghead ranter my local roads guy.... Get yourself down to ASDA at Stenny. There is a frankly baffling deployment of about 4 or 5 car park attendants marshalling the give ways in the car park. I mean genuinely stopping cars coming from the entrance, waving people out of the various give ways etc. Its quite the display of strangeness. This is bizarre, I experienced the same thing at Sainsbury’s in Darnley. Guys had the lights that are used to guide aircraft in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 33 minutes ago, Netan Sansara said: This is bizarre, I experienced the same thing at Sainsbury’s in Darnley. Guys had the lights that are used to guide aircraft in. When I was there, it was pretty quiet. Not much busier than normal for a weekday morning, and there they are.... Telling folk to stop to let someone else out when actually, had they just drove on, the other car would have got out after them, as is the purpose of a give way. Its almost like road markings make this sort of nonsense unnecessary 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 2 hours ago, Bairnardo said: When I was there, it was pretty quiet. Not much busier than normal for a weekday morning, and there they are.... Telling folk to stop to let someone else out when actually, had they just drove on, the other car would have got out after them, as is the purpose of a give way. Its almost like road markings make this sort of nonsense unnecessary I can think of two car parks that need marshals. People are too stupid and ignorant to sort this stuff out by themselves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 Opened a hall cupboard door this morning to get my gilet (for I was heading out into the cold). We have one of these long skooshy mop things for wooden floors. As I opened the door the mop swung out like a guillotine and the end of the handle skepled my right bollock. Verge of tears/puking with pain etc. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 5 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Opened a hall cupboard door this morning to get my gilet (for I was heading out into the cold). We have one of these long skooshy mop things for wooden floors. As I opened the door the mop swung out like a guillotine and the end of the handle skepled my right bollock. Verge of tears/puking with pain etc. No idea why but this made me laugh out loud. Cheers! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 7 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Opened a hall cupboard door this morning to get my gilet (for I was heading out into the cold). We have one of these long skooshy mop things for wooden floors. As I opened the door the mop swung out like a guillotine and the end of the handle skepled my right bollock. Verge of tears/puking with pain etc. You’re running out of stories for Mrs Par’s assaults on your person. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 7 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: You’re running out of stories for Mrs Par’s assaults on your person. It would have need to hit you around knee height to have a similar effect. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Opened a hall cupboard door this morning to get my gilet (for I was heading out into the cold). We have one of these long skooshy mop things for wooden floors. As I opened the door the mop swung out like a guillotine and the end of the handle skepled my right bollock. Verge of tears/puking with pain etc. Shandon's MIckey Mouse status confirmed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 4 hours ago, Shandon Par said: It would have need to hit you around knee height to have a similar effect. Having two diagnosed.children,.I'd place bet that you're probably dyspraxic! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 10 minutes ago, RH33 said: Having two diagnosed.children,.I'd place bet that you're probably dyspraxic! I suspected my two were children as well, we didn't bother having it confirmed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 6 hours ago, Shandon Par said: It would have need to hit you around knee height to have a similar effect. I don’t complain or make excuses when Mrs Par gets too physical. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewan8472 Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 Anybody else had to suffer the person on the other end of the phone saying " they will reach out to their manager " ? Arghhhhhhh ! Puke , puke ! I am a street walking cheetah 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 Comments from The Times on Line article about vegan leather in Tesla cars not fit for purpose that moved on to a sausage being a cylinder of meat or not that somehow moved on to a favourite P & B topic. Joad 10 HOURS AGO Replying to Reader Zero Lorne Sausage, where’s the cylinder? Reply Recommend (3) I It's-smee-again 7 HOURS AGO Replying to Tom Joad There's the Scottish square sausage as well. Reply Recommend T Tom Joad 5 HOURS AGO Replying to It's-smee-again Lorne is Scottish square sausage. Reply Recommend I It's-smee-again 5 HOURS AGO Replying to Tom Joad Yep, I had forgotten that, thanks. Reply 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 (edited) Very proud to be British rn Edited December 23, 2021 by Theroadlesstravelled 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 56 minutes ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: Very proud to be British rn That reminds me, have you still got my Sweet albums? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 15 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I suspected my two were children as well, we didn't bother having it confirmed. Didn't realise you were Shandons Dad! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 Very proud to be British rn He-Man has let himself go. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Jacksgranda Posted December 23, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted December 23, 2021 Just back from appointment with consultant, got an x-ray, ultrasound and blood taken, consultant very happy with my progress since being discharged. He showed me the latest x-ray compared to the one before I left, I couldn't see any difference, he was very pleased with them, though, and that's what matters 29 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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