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19 minutes ago, hearthammer said:

In the big white plate mate.  

 

 

 

 

 

😁😇

It's either Peebles or Dundee according to our Brechin City correspondent. 

By the bye, I once got a magnificent sherry trifle in a pub lunch ahead of an EF game in Annan a few years back. 

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54 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said:

Last show before lockdown, Grimm is down the front.

First show I chose to go after the relaxation of lockdown,  Grimm is down the front. 

FML

Is the show the Crispy Pet Shop Boys?

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8 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said:

Last show before lockdown, Grimm is down the front.

First show I chose to go after the relaxation of lockdown,  Grimm is down the front. 

FML

 

6 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said:

To the cleaner in McDonalds on South St Andrews St Edinburgh.

I am really, really sorry that the cistern was fucked in the gent's toilet tonight.

It was some shit though.

You've had quite the evening 

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I'm currently in a car driven by Bogdan at 140kph. It's raining heavily and he's watching tiktok videos on his phone.

It's been nice knowing you all.

That's what you get for referring to the speed in kph and not mph, IMO.
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Ffs Sergeant Wilson..

 

Bomb squad technicians were sent to a hospital after a man reported to casualty with a WWII anti-tank shell stuck up his bottom.

They reported to the scene after medical experts gathered fears over whether the bomb would explode.

The patient reportedly told doctors he "slipped and fell" onto the 17cm by 6cm armour-piercing projectile, which he claims was a part of his personal collection.

A source told the Sun “He was in a considerable amount of pain. I think he collected military memorabilia.”

A spokesman added: “The item had been removed prior to police arrival and the Army’s Explosive Ordnance Disposal team were contacted.”

A hospital spokesperson said "relevant safety protocols" were adhered to and there were no risks to staff, patients or visitors.

The MoD added they sent the bomb squad due to a request from local police.

 
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14 hours ago, Cosmic Joe said:

It's either Peebles or Dundee according to our Brechin City correspondent. 

By the bye, I once got a magnificent sherry trifle in a pub lunch ahead of an EF game in Annan a few years back. 

Who doesn't have sherry trifle at away games?

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3 hours ago, DiegoDiego said:

I'm currently in a car driven by Bogdan at 140kph. It's raining heavily and he's watching tiktok videos on his phone.

It's been nice knowing you all.

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