Bairnardo Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 3 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: It had an egg chef though. Eggs to order any way you like. It's actually out of budget now and I go to Jurys. You're an egg chef 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 Having just put the bin out in the dark, I've only just realised that playing music videos involving strobe lights etc with the cooncil light off in my man cave transforms the street into a bit of a rave scene due to the way the light from the giant computer screen shines out the window onto our neighbour's gable end. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 Having recently moved back to Scotland after 3 years in Lancashire, I have to confess I still find news reports from that area utterly irresistible. https://www.lancs.live/news/lancashire-news/familys-distress-coffin-straps-snap-22202403?utm_source=lancs_live_newsletter&utm_campaign=daily_newsletter2&utm_medium=email 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: You're an egg chef Goo goo g' joob 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 Never realised Quincy Promes was 29. Thought he was about 23. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 5 hours ago, ICTJohnboy said: Having recently moved back to Scotland after 3 years in Lancashire, I have to confess I still find news reports from that area utterly irresistible. https://www.lancs.live/news/lancashire-news/familys-distress-coffin-straps-snap-22202403?utm_source=lancs_live_newsletter&utm_campaign=daily_newsletter2&utm_medium=email Always thought it was 6 feet under. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 (edited) 6 hours ago, Eednud said: Always thought it was 6 feet under. Quote from article : "It was a three-person grave, so it was very deep, and my deceased constituent was the first person to be interred. I wouldn't want to be buried in a three-person grave - maybe uncle was into threesomes! Edited November 19, 2021 by ICTJohnboy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 8 minutes ago, ICTJohnboy said: Quote from article : "It was a three-person grave, so it was very deep, and my deceased constituent was the first person to be interred. I wouldn't want to buried in a three-person grave - maybe uncle was into threesomes! Scrimped on coffin quality imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 2 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Scrimped on coffin quality imo. Well, it's not as if they can flog it on eBay afterwards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 I've just spent a few days in Galloway. It's much nicer than I expected. Rolling hills dotted with sheep, segmented by dry-stone dykes; picturesque small towns with quaint shops; fresh local produce from sea or slaughterhouse. There was however a distinct stench of conservatism in the air.Dumfries seems a bit of a shitehole though, despite a landlord's claim that he should be "Charging seven or eight pounds a pint, like they do at Cheltenham." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 I've just spent a few days in Galloway. It's much nicer than I expected. Rolling hills dotted with sheep, segmented by dry-stone dykes; picturesque small towns with quaint shops; fresh local produce from sea or slaughterhouse. There was however a distinct stench of conservatism in the air.Dumfries seems a bit of a shitehole though, despite a landlord's claim that he should be "Charging seven or eight pounds a pint, like they do at Cheltenham."Pat, you're startin tae sound like wan eh them 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Kersey Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 I was just on Google maps trying to work out the best way to get to the Excelsior Stadium by train when I chanced upon the most "Airdrie" scene imaginable. Check the nick of these c***s... 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 10 minutes ago, Paul Kersey said: I was just on Google maps trying to work out the best way to get to the Excelsior Stadium by train when I chanced upon the most "Airdrie" scene imaginable. Check the nick of these c***s... They've just tanned someone else's house... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 I've just spent a few days in Galloway. It's much nicer than I expected. Rolling hills dotted with sheep, segmented by dry-stone dykes; picturesque small towns with quaint shops; fresh local produce from sea or slaughterhouse. There was however a distinct stench of conservatism in the air.Dumfries seems a bit of a shitehole though, despite a landlord's claim that he should be "Charging seven or eight pounds a pint, like they do at Cheltenham."Dumfries is like most town centre's now in that it's full of empty shops and is generally depressing. It's not anywhere close to being regarded as a shitehole though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 Guy in my work put loads of anti-racism stuff on his Instagram during the Euros and then yesterday out a series of clapping hands and thumbs up celebrating the Rittenhaus verdict and now today has something about the trans day of Remembrance. Truly chaotic online energy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aubrey Maturin Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 Kids educational session tonight was watch Sir Sean in The Rock. Superb. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 Kids educational session tonight was watch Sir Sean in The Rock. Superb.Personally I think you're a fucking idiot 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GNU_Linux Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 Trialist scored a hat trick for Deveronvale in a 10-0 scudding of Fort William. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 Dumfries is like most town centre's now in that it's full of empty shops and is generally depressing. It's not anywhere close to being regarded as a shitehole though. You're not wrong about Dumfries, but I would say that most town centres in Scotland could be described as shiteholes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 I was in Dundee last weekend. I'd still consider it a shitehole despite its nice-looking museum and the constant smell of weed around every corner, but then I live in Glasgow. Lemmings and Loco Rita's are cool, and St Andrew's Brewery is full of maws, but there are far too many shopping centres. One of the stalls inside one had a Joe Lycett vape flavour but I was too scared to ask questions without buying. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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