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[Florentine_Pogen]

Tell them I’ve got a bit of space n February.

Cool. I'll get the flights to Cincinnati booked. You'll have to leave the boi in Fife. Reckon it's a 3 week job. Hope you like White Castle / Gold Star chilli.

[Florentine_Pogen]

I see Mark Morriss from the Bluetones has been outed as an abuser by his ex-wife and a few other women.  He apparently lied to and conducted relationships with numerous women at once, as well as being cautioned for assaulting his ex-wife.
One thing he said to justify his cheating was "you knew my job when you met me".  Mate, you are lead singer of the Bluetones, you aren't in Led Zepellin in the 1970s.
This is her blog about it
https://annawharton.substack.com/p/if-im-lying-come-sue-me
 

Never heard of the Bluetones (kill me now) but that is a tough read. As for Morris, he should be launched into an oubliette.

[Shandon Par]

52 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said:

3 hours ago, Shandon Par said:

Tell them I’ve got a bit of space n February.

Cool. I'll get the flights to Cincinnati booked. You'll have to leave the boi in Fife. Reckon it's a 3 week job. Hope you like White Castle / Gold Star chilli.

I’m more of a humous and kombucha boy but any port in a storm and all that.

[ICTChris]

1 hour ago, Florentine_Pogen said:

22 hours ago, ICTChris said:

I see Mark Morriss from the Bluetones has been outed as an abuser by his ex-wife and a few other women.  He apparently lied to and conducted relationships with numerous women at once, as well as being cautioned for assaulting his ex-wife.
One thing he said to justify his cheating was "you knew my job when you met me".  Mate, you are lead singer of the Bluetones, you aren't in Led Zepellin in the 1970s.
This is her blog about it
https://annawharton.substack.com/p/if-im-lying-come-sue-me
 

Never heard of the Bluetones (kill me now) but that is a tough read. As for Morris, he should be launched into an oubliette.

I totally get that people can make mistakes and be unfaithful and all that - being in a band can't be a great environment for maintaining relationships etc.  But what is described there is far beyond that.

I know a few women who have been in relationships like that or were brought up in homes like that, constantly being lied to having to run around and try and catch out their husbands, worrying about what to tell the children.  It's awful and has a long term impact on kids.  

[Stellaboz]

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-59331975

 

[Sergeant Wilson]

1 hour ago, Stellaboz said:

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-59331975

 

I went a Chinese buffet about 4.30 one day, when I was working away. The more expensive package started at 5.00. The staff were a bit short about me only paying £5.95 instead of £11.95 and said I must have eaten and be out by 5.00.

I've never eaten so much, so quickly. I was an absolute pig, so much so, I had to retire to bed and couldn't move the rest of the night. I had meat sweats and never shat for about 2 days, but when I did I was in the bog for hours trying to pass this sideways brick like shite.

It's making me ill thinking about it.

Edited November 18, 2021 by Sergeant Wilson

[Bairnardo]

I went a Chinese buffet about 4.30 one day, when I was working away. The more expensive package started at 5.00. The staff were a bit short about me on only paying £5.95 instead of £11.95 and said I must have eaten and be out by 5.00.
I've never eaten so much, so quickly. I was an absolute pig, so much so, I had to retire to bed and couldn't move the rest of the night. I had meat sweats and never shat for about 2 days, but when I did I was in the bog for hours trying to pass this sideways brick like shite.
It's making me ill thinking about it.

Been back a few times though aye?

[Sergeant Wilson]

42 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

I went a Chinese buffet about 4.30 one day, when I was working away. The more expensive package started at 5.00. The staff were a bit short about me on only paying £5.95 instead of £11.95 and said I must have eaten and be out by 5.00.
I've never eaten so much, so quickly. I was an absolute pig, so much so, I had to retire to bed and couldn't move the rest of the night. I had meat sweats and never shat for about 2 days, but when I did I was in the bog for hours trying to pass this sideways brick like shite.
It's making me ill thinking about it.

Been back a few times though aye?

Just to piss the bastãrds off...Actually no, I didn't eat Chinese for about a year.

Edited November 18, 2021 by Sergeant Wilson

[Melanius Mullarkey]

I wonder what film throbber was going to see.

 

[Sergeant Wilson]

20 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

I wonder what film throbber was going to see.

 

Maybe aiming for these?

[Rugster]

2 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

I went a Chinese buffet about 4.30 one day, when I was working away. The more expensive package started at 5.00. The staff were a bit short about me only paying £5.95 instead of £11.95 and said I must have eaten and be out by 5.00.

I've never eaten so much, so quickly. I was an absolute pig, so much so, I had to retire to bed and couldn't move the rest of the night. I had meat sweats and never shat for about 2 days, but when I did I was in the bog for hours trying to pass this sideways brick like shite.

It's making me ill thinking about it.

Jimmy Chungs?

[Mark Connolly]

3 hours ago, Stellaboz said:

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-59331975

 

The Simpsons writers predicted everything

[Sergeant Wilson]

12 minutes ago, Rugster said:

Jimmy Chungs?

This shite hole.

[Adam]

That hotel looks like a prison

[Sergeant Wilson]

26 minutes ago, Adam said:

That hotel looks like a prison

It had an egg chef though. Eggs to order any way you like. It's actually out of budget now and I go to Jurys.

[tamthebam]

4 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

I wonder what film throbber was going to see.

 

The Sun's going downhill. The headline should have been "pr1ck'n'mix"

Edited November 18, 2021 by tamthebam
Div's evil spellchecker

[Bairnardo]

3 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

It had an egg chef though. Eggs to order any way you like. It's actually out of budget now and I go to Jurys.

You're an egg chef

[Hedgecutter]

Having just put the bin out in the dark, I've only just realised that playing music videos involving strobe lights etc with the cooncil light off in my man cave transforms the street into a bit of a rave scene due to the way the light from the giant computer screen shines out the window onto our neighbour's gable end.  

[ICTJohnboy]

Having recently moved back to Scotland after 3 years in Lancashire, I have to confess I still find news reports from that area utterly irresistible.

https://www.lancs.live/news/lancashire-news/familys-distress-coffin-straps-snap-22202403?utm_source=lancs_live_newsletter&utm_campaign=daily_newsletter2&utm_medium=email 

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

1 hour ago, Bairnardo said:

You're an egg chef

Goo goo g' joob