Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 6 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Did you make a c*nt of Augusta's living room.? He tried to give her a mat finish. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 4 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Ran over his cat IMO. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 3 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: You’ve got such pretty hands. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 You’ve got such pretty hands."Hands that do dishes be as mild as your face......" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 Hi I'm Bennett, I'm 6ft2, a wee bit on the hefty side, not very much hair left and I'm usually referred to as a dick or a bawbag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 30 minutes ago, bennett said: Hi I'm Bennett, I'm 6ft2, a wee bit on the hefty side, not very much hair left and I'm usually referred to as a dick or a bawbag. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Angus and Augusta up a tree... ... then comes shagging in a baby carriage 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Cosmic Joe said: Angus and Augusta up a tree... ... then comes shagging in a baby carriage Augusta is obvz my alter-ego and we’re going to have it out on Halbeath Road later. Edited November 6, 2021 by Shandon Par 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 5 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Augusta is obvz my alter-ego and we’re going to have it out on Halbeath Road later. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 11 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Augusta is obvz my alter-ego and we’re going to have it off on Halbeath Road later. FTFY 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 Well, Grahame has taken a strange turn with this new alias. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 Having briefly met SP a while back, I can, in fact, confirm that he does exist. But then again, I am a fellow member of the P&B fantasist club, so I may be lying. There was an account that signed up to throw fantasist accusations at Bobby Skidmarks a while back too. We're obviously all bored or we wouldn't be on here, but imagine writing self-insert fiction about the lives of complete strangers on the internet and not getting paid for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 8 minutes ago, BFTD said: Having briefly met SP a while back, I can, in fact, confirm that he does exist. But then again, I am a fellow member of the P&B fantasist club, so I may be lying. There was an account that signed up to throw fantasist accusations at Bobby Skidmarks a while back too. We're obviously all bored or we wouldn't be on here, but imagine writing self-insert fiction about the lives of complete strangers on the internet and not getting paid for it. When I had lunch with Tim Berners-Lee a few months ago, he said his one regret about the world wide web was that it allowed fantasists more opportunity to spread their insane stories. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 (edited) 4 hours ago, Shandon Par said: I kind of feel you’re someone who has taken against me so has created an alias rather than make these posts under your usual username. I'm not falling for that, a jovial, self mocking gent like yourself who, to my knowledge, has stayed clear of all the bandwagon takedowns on here? Out with the dirt @Augusta Edited November 6, 2021 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 5 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: This is him. That would explain his choice of footwear at times. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 5 hours ago, Augusta said: I haven’t seen him since 2nd year at Napier. f**k sake. Call him and liar and a fantasist all you like, but the Napier slur is out of order. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 24 minutes ago, welshbairn said: I'm not following for that, a jovial, self mocking gent like yourself who, to my knowledge, has stayed clear of all the bandwagon takedowns on here? Out with the dirt @Augusta It’s Peter Grant IMO. I may have been a bit unkind towards him. Or possibly Gavin Reilly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 Imagine using the general nonsense section of a football forum to talk shite about yourself. Shandon par needs to grow up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 11 minutes ago, throbber said: Imagine using the general nonsense section of a football forum to talk shite about yourself. Shandon par needs to grow up. Have pity for the poorly educated. Only made it to second year at Napier we are told ffs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 If it’s any consolation shandon, I went to Napier as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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