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1 minute ago, Busta Nut said:

My fucking fridge freezer is on the blink and I have no idea where to start, mainly cos she did the purchasing of it and it's a Saturday.

Keep the freezer door closed and the food might be ok till Monday.

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5 minutes ago, welshbairn said:

Keep the freezer door closed and the food might be ok till Monday.

It was already defrosting so most of it just got chucked. I don't know why but it appears to be working now. A few hours after it stopped.

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6 minutes ago, Busta Nut said:

It was already defrosting so most of it just got chucked. I don't know why but it appears to be working now. A few hours after it stopped.

Is it still under guarantee? Think you always get a year without paying extra.

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29 minutes ago, welshbairn said:

Is it still under guarantee? Think you always get a year without paying extra.

Aye it was only Feb it was bought, so they don't open again until Monday now.

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9 minutes ago, tamthebam said:

TIP:

This may save your life.

Keep reading.

if you're ever stuck in the middle of nowhere with your car broken down and your phone battery dying then you really should have done your preparation better. You twat.

And switch your internet and bluetooth off, and whatever you do, don't post on P+B with your last watt. :)

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5 hours ago, tamthebam said:

TIP:

This may save your life.

Keep reading.

if you're ever stuck in the middle of nowhere with your car broken down and your phone battery dying then you really should have done your preparation better. You twat.

Take a pack of cards , and start playing patience , sure as sugar, some random will appear and tell you to put the red 10 on the bLack jack 

problem solved …

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Meaty BBC documentary about a prison riot in New Mexico in 1980.

 

Police officer - We watched as someone had their head burned with a aceltyne torch until it exploded.

Inmate - Yeah a certain ammount of frustration was taken out that night, yeah.

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7 minutes ago, ICTChris said:

Meaty BBC documentary about a prison riot in New Mexico in 1980.

 

Police officer - We watched as someone had their head burned with a aceltyne torch until it exploded.

Inmate - Yeah a certain ammount of frustration was taken out that night, yeah.

Wha' wiz in cherge?

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Meaty BBC documentary about a prison riot in New Mexico in 1980.
 
Police officer - We watched as someone had their head burned with a aceltyne torch until it exploded.
Inmate - Yeah a certain ammount of frustration was taken out that night, yeah.
Disappointed with the lack of "Have any P&Bers exploded someone's head with an aceltyne torch"
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24 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

Wha' wiz in cherge?

Well there were 12 prison officers guarding 1200 inmates so that's a pretty good question. 

One of the many deaths was a young lad who was put in for shoplifting, was placed in a dormitory with hundreds of hardened criminals and was gang raped.  He wanted to prosecute his attackers so they put him in the segregation unit, a week later the riot happened and the guys who attacked him broke into his cell with a torch and decapitating him.  His cock and balls were cut off and stuffed in his mouth.

And he never shoplifted again.  Prison works.

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3 minutes ago, Empty It said:
35 minutes ago, ICTChris said:
Meaty BBC documentary about a prison riot in New Mexico in 1980.
 
Police officer - We watched as someone had their head burned with a aceltyne torch until it exploded.
Inmate - Yeah a certain ammount of frustration was taken out that night, yeah.

Disappointed with the lack of "Have any P&Bers exploded someone's head with an aceltyne torch"

We've all done it.

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29 minutes ago, Peter Grant said:

I thought Leuchars shut about 20 years ago. Was this a ghost plane that just landed in front of me?

 

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It's the army that have it now, probably using it for COP preparations.

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