Sergeant Wilson Posted October 14, 2021 Share Posted October 14, 2021 14 hours ago, 101 said: Some nutter running about Kongsberg taking the mass shooting Spot light off America for the day, albeit this time with a bow and arrow https://www.cnn.com/2021/10/13/europe/kongsberg-norway-attack-intl/index.html They can be lethal in the wrong hands. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted October 14, 2021 Share Posted October 14, 2021 16 hours ago, 101 said: Some nutter running about Kongsberg taking the mass shooting Spot light off America for the day, albeit this time with a bow and arrow https://www.cnn.com/2021/10/13/europe/kongsberg-norway-attack-intl/index.html I feel let down that nearly 16 hours have passed with this story and @ICTChris hasn't yet asked the P&B public if they've ever killed 5 people with a bow and arrow after being converted to Islam. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 14, 2021 Share Posted October 14, 2021 4 minutes ago, The Moonster said: I feel let down that nearly 16 hours have passed with this story and @ICTChris hasn't yet asked the P&B public if they've ever killed 5 people with a bow and arrow after being converted to Islam. He only does that with unlikely events. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 14, 2021 Share Posted October 14, 2021 I have dabbled in archery and a bow and arra can be pretty lethal (just ask the wee cock sparra) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 14, 2021 Share Posted October 14, 2021 We Need To Talk About Tamthebam 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted October 14, 2021 Share Posted October 14, 2021 15 hours ago, johnnydun said: Thanks bud, appreciate it. Been a bit busy this morning, I'll try and gi ve you a coherent reply this afternoon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shipa Posted October 14, 2021 Share Posted October 14, 2021 1 hour ago, tamthebam said: I have dabbled in archery and a bow and arra can be pretty lethal (just ask the wee cock sparra) Not content with killing him, you also impugn his sparrahood! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted October 14, 2021 Share Posted October 14, 2021 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Shipa said: Not content with killing him, you also impugn his sparrahood! He didn't have one - he was a Spuggus Hebraicus. ETA: Good thing I've left the Labour Party - I'd be getting excluded for that one.. Edited October 14, 2021 by WhiteRoseKillie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 14, 2021 Share Posted October 14, 2021 (edited) My mate added a long bow to his arsenal and took it to some spare ground near his house for a couple of shots. Content it was what he was looking for for his archery club, went back in. Closely followed by the police who gave him a terrible row, but let him off with any firearm or terrorism offences. Edited October 14, 2021 by Sergeant Wilson 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted October 14, 2021 Share Posted October 14, 2021 Mrs Ranter was down at the local charity shop buying some books today. They kindly offered her a free bag to carry them home, seeing as she was walking, which she duly accepted without looking at it. She walked home with this. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted October 14, 2021 Share Posted October 14, 2021 8.75 in a row surely.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 14, 2021 Share Posted October 14, 2021 2 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: Mrs Ranter was down at the local charity shop buying some books today. They kindly offered her a free bag to carry them home, seeing as she was walking, which she duly accepted without looking at it. She walked home with this. It can be your bag for life, think of the environment. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sugar_Army Posted October 14, 2021 Share Posted October 14, 2021 (edited) 9 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: My mate added a long bow to his arsenal and took it to some spare ground near his house for a couple of shots. Content it was what he was looking for for his archery club, went back in. Closely followed by the police who gave him a terrible row, but let him off with any firearm or terrorism offences. Sitting in a pub next to Hampden on Saturday I happen to look out the window and see what appears to be a young female in a long dark blue dress, long, flowing, curly, ginger hair, carrying a bow. When I got out the pub I asked a flag seller if I had been seeing things. He confirmed that I had indeed seen "Brave". I then got thinking that if she was part of Steve Clarke's master plan to combat losing Grant Hanley for the game. I envisioned it being the last minute, score 1-0 and an Israeli skipping past Craig Gordon, goal at his mercy and just as he goes to break our hearts...from the dugout area...Thwang...Thud! 3 points secured. Edited October 14, 2021 by Sugar_Army 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted October 15, 2021 Share Posted October 15, 2021 Just watching a film about the death penalty in Pakistan on Al Jazeera (it was that or Stayt and Munchetty) and some government manny has just explained that where someone gets multiple death sentences they get hanged then the corpse gets hanged again. Lol. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted October 15, 2021 Share Posted October 15, 2021 13 minutes ago, coprolite said: Just watching a film about the death penalty in Pakistan on Al Jazeera (it was that or Stayt and Munchetty) and some government manny has just explained that where someone gets multiple death sentences they get hanged then the corpse gets hanged again. Lol. I've heard of flogging a dead horse but that's a bit much IMO! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted October 15, 2021 Share Posted October 15, 2021 3 hours ago, coprolite said: Just watching a film about the death penalty in Pakistan on Al Jazeera (it was that or Stayt and Munchetty) and some government manny has just explained that where someone gets multiple death sentences they get hanged then the corpse gets hanged again. Lol. Did the same thing with Oliver Cromwell, dug him up and re-executed, Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted October 15, 2021 Share Posted October 15, 2021 Did the same thing with Oliver Cromwell, dug him up and re-executed, Thank you.Don't remember him going to Pakistan. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 15, 2021 Share Posted October 15, 2021 1 minute ago, DiegoDiego said: 28 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Did the same thing with Oliver Cromwell, dug him up and re-executed, Thank you. Don't remember him going to Pakistan. Lucky for him or it would have been 3 executions... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 15, 2021 Share Posted October 15, 2021 11 hours ago, Sugar_Army said: Sitting in a pub next to Hampden on Saturday I happen to look out the window and see what appears to be a young female in a long dark blue dress, long, flowing, curly, ginger hair, carrying a bow. When I got out the pub I asked a flag seller if I had been seeing things. He confirmed that I had indeed seen "Brave". I then got thinking that if she was part of Steve Clarke's master plan to combat losing Grant Hanley for the game. I envisioned it being the last minute, score 1-0 and an Israeli skipping past Craig Gordon, goal at his mercy and just as he goes to break our hearts...from the dugout area...Thwang...Thud! 3 points secured. Her name is Merida, the film is Brave. Stop getting Pixar wrong. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted October 15, 2021 Share Posted October 15, 2021 23 hours ago, WhiteRoseKillie said: Been a bit busy this morning, I'll try and gi ve you a coherent reply this afternoon. I did give you a shout back bud. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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