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56 minutes ago, tamthebam said:

Two new London Underground stations have opened today- Nine Elms and Battersea Power Station.

This means I'll have to buy a new copy of Stovold's Rules of Mornington Crescent 

All forty-two volumes?

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3 minutes ago, NotThePars said:

I've been dying laughing at this for the last 10 minutes. "Issuing an urgent clarification on an earlier post of mine I was in fact trying to be as racist as possible."

The players playing for Jimmy didn't really work out for him seeing as Spurs got their arses handed to them.

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25 minutes ago, NotThePars said:

I've been dying laughing at this for the last 10 minutes. "Issuing an urgent clarification on an earlier post of mine I was in fact trying to be as racist as possible."

"Just wanted to ensure that everyone knows that this is directed purely at them fackin' foreigns what ain't got any clue 'bout are history anyway, and not the top, top English lads what know all about are Greavsie. Who won the fackin' war anyway? #Greavsie #GSTQ"

He's about a billion levels below, but Sir Al is the closest thing we have to the Donald on this island in terms of posting entertainment.

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1 hour ago, J_Stewart said:

"Just wanted to ensure that everyone knows that this is directed purely at them fackin' foreigns what ain't got any clue 'bout are history anyway, and not the top, top English lads what know all about are Greavsie. Who won the fackin' war anyway? #Greavsie #GSTQ"

He's about a billion levels below, but Sir Al is the closest thing we have to the Donald on this island in terms of posting entertainment.

You can take the boy out of the market...

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29 minutes ago, welshbairn said:

Are you in Zaragoza yet? Name of pub if so please.

No, still in Benidorm with the grandkids. The good thing about 3 young children is 1 is always having a tantrum. The sea is too wet, the sand is too gritty, the sun is too hot. 

 

Grrrr 

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1 hour ago, throbber said:

I managed to get a dry and rather painful handjob on the Saturday morning before we went swimming.

That'll teach you for not waiting until you got to the baths.

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