Shandon Par Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 15 hours ago, throbber said: Stayed in the Hilton in Newcastle this weekend and had a lovely time. Did her family turn up to clap and cheer outside the door in anticipation of you successfully inseminating her for a third time? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Did her family turn up to clap and cheer outside the door in anticipation of you successfully inseminating her for a third time? A gentleman never tells. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 39 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Gin is tremendous fair. A good old proper normal gin none of the flavoured shite. Martin Millers or the like, touch of tonic, bit of ice and a slice. The wife makes a cracking gin tbf. Mullarkey. Very much the Queen Mother figure of P&B. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Mullarkey. Very much the Queen Mother figure of P&B. Glad you captured my blue spotty era. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 That's one of the few things the Royal family get right. The Queen Maw used to get shitfaced on gin and dubonnet every day, and Liz herself has a 1 part gin to 2 parts dubonnet cocktail every lunchtime. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur daley Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 1 hour ago, Mark Connolly said: That's one of the few things the Royal family get right. The Queen Maw used to get shitfaced on gin and dubonnet every day, and Liz herself has a 1 part gin to 2 parts dubonnet cocktail every lunchtime. Prince Phillip would always take the back roads home after a lunchtime drink as “there’s less police about . “ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Gin is tremendous fair. A good old proper normal gin none of the flavoured shite. Martin Millers or the like, touch of tonic, bit of ice and a slice. The wife makes a cracking gin tbf. I can vouch for that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 2 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Mullarkey. Very much the Queen Mother figure of P&B. I thought that was you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 On 05/09/2021 at 09:18, Bairnardo said: Na, regardless of your views on marriage as a whole, Weddings are fucking class. One of the best days of my life if not the best, not because of bullshit romantic reasons, but because almost everyone I care about was in the same room, for us. Brilliant. I dont think iv been to a badabd wedding tbf Can confirm this. No issue with the concept of marriage as a whole but always viewed a wedding itself as something likely to be a whole load of hassle, mostly for other people's benefit that you couldn't properly relax and enjoy for worrying. We'd seriously discussed doing it as just the two of us. Saturday has shown me that's a load of cynical bollocks, I had an incredible day and wouldn't have changed a thing about it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Glad you captured my blue spotty era. Big team found... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 Two new London Underground stations have opened today- Nine Elms and Battersea Power Station. This means I'll have to buy a new copy of Stovold's Rules of Mornington Crescent 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 5 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Two new London Underground stations have opened today- Nine Elms and Battersea Power Station. This means I'll have to buy a new copy of Stovold's Rules of Mornington Crescent The underground really puts our infrastructure into perspective. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I thought that was you. Part Queen mum. Part Frank Spencer. Part Captain Redbeard Rum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 Rhubarb and ginger gin over ice is brilliant.My missus and her sister put that in their prosecco as a mixer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 14 minutes ago, peasy23 said: 22 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Rhubarb and ginger gin over ice is brilliant. My missus and her sister put that in their prosecco as a mixer. ^^^ 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 Answer the spermy phone yi slag. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 56 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Two new London Underground stations have opened today- Nine Elms and Battersea Power Station. This means I'll have to buy a new copy of Stovold's Rules of Mornington Crescent All forty-two volumes? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 I've been dying laughing at this for the last 10 minutes. "Issuing an urgent clarification on an earlier post of mine I was in fact trying to be as racist as possible." 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Back Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 3 minutes ago, NotThePars said: I've been dying laughing at this for the last 10 minutes. "Issuing an urgent clarification on an earlier post of mine I was in fact trying to be as racist as possible." The players playing for Jimmy didn't really work out for him seeing as Spurs got their arses handed to them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 This is, bar none, the finest thread title in P&B history. Please provide it with the immense praise it deserves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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