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[NotThePars]

 

RIP big man

[Theroadlesstravelled]

Attention P&B VLs -

Here’s a bird looking for a British passport.

[GordonD]

1 hour ago, Theroadlesstravelled said:

Attention P&B VLs -

Here’s a bird looking for a British passport.

 

[Shandon Par]

10 hours ago, Tony Ferrino said:

3 months to the day since my dad died. The same day as the first Scotland game and we wanted him to watch it. He was knackered and old but the end came quickly and he was scared. 

I started smoking again on that day and have drunk shitloads since. The kids are pissed off with me so need to get back to the last best normal again from tomorrow.

Also spent a fortune on booze and fags recently, I don't know how folk do this all the time.

 

 

Good luck! In my prime I was an 80 a day man and could go weeks at a time without a dry day. Now I’m like a monk. Feel free to drop me a line if you need any pointers on becoming a teetotaller non-smoker type. Though I’m not really qualified as a life coach.

[Hedgecutter]

2 hours ago, Theroadlesstravelled said:

Attention P&B VLs -

Here’s a bird looking for a British passport.

... and why would I want to sell my passport?

[Melanius Mullarkey]

4 hours ago, Theroadlesstravelled said:

Attention P&B VLs -

Here’s a bird looking for a British passport.

[Hedgecutter]

Just found a completely black bee in the house. Checked my bee identification leaflet and couldn't find anything like it.  Turns out my chimney needs a good sweeping.

Edited September 15, 2021 by Hedgecutter

[Empty It]

Just found a completely black bee in the house. Checked my bee identification leaflet and couldn't find anything like.  Turns out my chimney needs a good sweeping.

Goth Bee.

[scottsdad]

1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said:

Just found a completely black bee in the house. Checked my bee identification leaflet and couldn't find anything like it.  Turns out my chimney needs a good sweeping.

I have never seen or heard of such a thing - are you making this up?

[bennett]

7 hours ago, Theroadlesstravelled said:

Attention P&B VLs -

Here’s a bird looking for a British passport.

 

Strange choice for the Wayne's world reboot.

 

[GordonD]

6 hours ago, Hedgecutter said:

... and why would I want to sell my passport?

I would love a fish supper like Begbie's. He keeps shovelling chips into his face and it never gets any smaller.

[sophia]

On 12/09/2021 at 12:40, bennett said:

 

 

Shirley this is a very clever public information bulletin?

[Derry Alli]

10 hours ago, Shandon Par said:

Good luck! In my prime I was an 80 a day man.

Seriously? 

[Shandon Par]

1 minute ago, Mr. Alli said:

Seriously? 

For a few years, yes. Some tablets called Zyban got me down to a more normal 10-20. We’d chainsmoke at work then go out after work so it was constant. 

[Melanius Mullarkey]

11 hours ago, Shandon Par said:

Good luck! In my prime I was an 80 a day man

 

[tamthebam]

9 hours ago, Hedgecutter said:

Just found a completely black bee in the house. Checked my bee identification leaflet and couldn't find anything like it.  Turns out my chimney needs a good sweeping.

Must have been one of those big Effan Bees.

[Tony Ferrino]

14 hours ago, Shandon Par said:

Good luck! In my prime I was an 80 a day man and could go weeks at a time without a dry day. Now I’m like a monk. Feel free to drop me a line if you need any pointers on becoming a teetotaller non-smoker type. Though I’m not really qualified as a life coach.

Thank you, but I'll be okay. I also only have about 3 pairs of shoes. 

[GordonD]

9 hours ago, Tony Ferrino said:

Thank you, but I'll be okay. I also only have about 3 pairs of shoes. 

^^^^ Imelda Marcos found

[Genuine Hibs Fan]

On 14/09/2021 at 23:30, Tony Ferrino said:

3 months to the day since my dad died. The same day as the first Scotland game and we wanted him to watch it. He was knackered and old but the end came quickly and he was scared. 

I started smoking again on that day and have drunk shitloads since. The kids are pissed off with me so need to get back to the last best normal again from tomorrow.

Also spent a fortune on booze and fags recently, I don't know how folk do this all the time.

 

 

Good luck man. Been off the fags for a year more or less and been off the vape I was using instead for a few weeks now without feeling much fuss at it. Dunno if just my willpower has gotten better but any time I'd given up smoking before it was all I could think about but both stages of this have been pretty easy. 

Plenty of vices left to go though, imbibement of street name "da 'erb" has been at an all time high in the second half of the pandemic times so getting out of the habit of that. Also trying to be more selective about drinking, both in terms of sitting with a can on a weeknight out of habit and completely unnecessary hangovers/the fear from e.g. going out for drinks with assholes from work I'd never otherwise socialize with. Think spending a whole winter just bored in the house and losing a family member myself was not great at all for these two but been hard to adapt now things are a bit more normal. 

[KnightswoodBear]

My son wants to watch The Iron Giant on Netflix and I don't think that I'm emotionally ready for it.