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Just zapped a wasps' nest outside my daughter's bedroom window. 
I'm in turmoil, quite enjoyed the zapping. But the poor wee fuckers were writhing about in agony on the ground. I've made them homeless and killed some of them. Not good. 
Mea culpa etc... 
f**k it wasps are the Nazis of the bug world.
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1 hour ago, Empty It said:
1 hour ago, Cosmic Joe said:
Just zapped a wasps' nest outside my daughter's bedroom window. 
I'm in turmoil, quite enjoyed the zapping. But the poor wee fuckers were writhing about in agony on the ground. I've made them homeless and killed some of them. Not good. 
Mea culpa etc... 

f**k it wasps are the Nazis of the bug world.

Sprayed the poor fuckers and four hours later they were still writhing about. 

That's not right. That's just just cruelty. 

Not doing that again. They were only existing, their hoose next to ours. 

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Just now, Cosmic Joe said:

Sprayed the poor fuckers and four hours later they were still writhing about. 

That's not right. That's just just cruelty. 

Not doing that again. They were only existing, their hoose next to ours. 

I hoovered mine up and trickled dettol after them down the tube. Easier on the soul not having to watch it happen, and maybe finished them off quicker. Tough love.

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5 hours ago, GordonS said:

Scottish bike racer Christina Mackenzie is trying to break the women's record time for Land's End - John O'Groats. 52 hours, 45 minutes, 11 seconds.

She's at Crawford right now, just south of Abington. You can trace here route and see her location here. https://live.opentracking.co.uk/lejogcm21/?v=qpLIYwuUIe

Give her a wave if she passes.

https://twitter.com/Lejogmack

 

I’ve just waved from Dundee.

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10 minutes ago, Cosmic Joe said:

Sprayed the poor fuckers and four hours later they were still writhing about. 

That's not right. That's just just cruelty. 

Not doing that again. They were only existing, their hoose next to ours. 

You should have taken a sledgehammer to them.

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Works been shit boring this week but today I had two jobs - one residential and one commercial - where I got to play with dogs on the job. The second was in a lovely place (Cleish) and the dog tips his head, dips to the floor and basically does Swiss rolls along the ground to get to you because he loves his stomach getting rubbed. I wanted to sack the rest of the day off and just sit with one of the dopey-est dog I've ever met. 

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2 hours ago, Mr. Alli said:

Works been shit boring this week but today I had two jobs - one residential and one commercial - where I got to play with dogs on the job. The second was in a lovely place (Cleish) and the dog tips his head, dips to the floor and basically does Swiss rolls along the ground to get to you because he loves his stomach getting rubbed. I wanted to sack the rest of the day off and just sit with one of the dopey-est dog I've ever met. 

Is a Swiss roll a move?

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