101 Posted July 20, 2021 Share Posted July 20, 2021 10 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I’ve got them in the back of the van anyway to teach them a valuable lesson about not talking to strangers and about the evils of alcohol. You won't have any turps left either so not all plain sailing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 20, 2021 Share Posted July 20, 2021 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Got asked by a couple of girls earlier to buy them booze. I’d never have placed them as being under 18 but they said they were 17. Felt a bit mean and a hypocrite saying no to them but they soon managed to bribe a(nother) semi-jaikey into buying them a couple of half bottles. ^^^ 31 year old former Everton player Everton? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 20, 2021 Share Posted July 20, 2021 1 hour ago, 19QOS19 said: 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Got asked by a couple of girls earlier to buy them booze. I’d never have placed them as being under 18 but they said they were 17. Felt a bit mean and a hypocrite saying no to them but they soon managed to bribe a(nother) semi-jaikey into buying them a couple of half bottles. Had that a couple of times and my response is normally "sorry guys, I've been busted doing that in the past". I tell them that I don’t have any ID on me so would be refused as I look too young. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 20, 2021 Share Posted July 20, 2021 50 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: I tell them that I don’t have any ID on me so would be refused as I look too young. In Dunfermline, an old boy who looked like a cross between Bill Oddie and Spike Milligan would come out of his shop opposite the police station and ask us (we were about 14) if we wanted to buy booze. You don’t get customer service like that these days. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 20, 2021 Share Posted July 20, 2021 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: In Dunfermline, an old boy who looked like a cross between Bill Oddie and Spike Milligan would come out of his shop opposite the police station and ask us (we were about 14) if we wanted to buy booze. You don’t get customer service like that these days. I wouldn’t go anywhere near a guy who fitted that description. Spoiler And no, I look nothing like that! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted July 20, 2021 Share Posted July 20, 2021 In Dunfermline, an old boy who looked like a cross between Bill Oddie and Spike Milligan would come out of his shop opposite the police station and ask us (we were about 14) if we wanted to buy booze. You don’t get customer service like that these days. Aye we had a regular jakey, used to go to his door and he'd get you drink if you bought him a ten deck of JPS or a bottle of frosty jacks, Jaego what a guy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 20, 2021 Share Posted July 20, 2021 2 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: 2 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Got asked by a couple of girls earlier to buy them booze. I’d never have placed them as being under 18 but they said they were 17. Felt a bit mean and a hypocrite saying no to them but they soon managed to bribe a(nother) semi-jaikey into buying them a couple of half bottles. Had that a couple of times and my response is normally "sorry guys, I've been busted doing that in the past". "Tip top, busted", what is wrong with you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted July 20, 2021 Share Posted July 20, 2021 The Prague tram webcam. Not a passenger tram but a unit which sprays lubricant onto the tracks to allow the trams to run smoothly. The webcam runs 24 hours. https://worldcams.tv/czech-republic/prague/tram 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 20, 2021 Share Posted July 20, 2021 3 minutes ago, Arch Stanton said: The Prague tram webcam. Not a passenger tram but a unit which sprays lubricant onto the tracks to allow the trams to run smoothly. The webcam runs 24 hours. https://worldcams.tv/czech-republic/prague/tram Did you get waylaid while googling "Czech webcam lube"? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted July 20, 2021 Share Posted July 20, 2021 1 minute ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Did you get waylaid while googling "Czech webcam lube"? I was watching it the other day and said "I know where that is, there's a sex shop a couple of hundred metres further along"...and sure enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted July 20, 2021 Share Posted July 20, 2021 Did you get waylaid while googling "Czech webcam lube"?All webcam sites at my old work were blocked under the category "pornography", we had to get special permission to unlock various work related ones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 20, 2021 Share Posted July 20, 2021 1 minute ago, DiegoDiego said: All webcam sites at my old work were blocked under the category "pornography", we had to get special permission to unlock various work related ones. Years ago, P&B was blocked on Clackmannanshire library computers for the reason of "pornography". The heyday of @King Kebab and @booitsme7. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted July 20, 2021 Share Posted July 20, 2021 1 hour ago, BFTD said: Years ago, P&B was blocked on Clackmannanshire library computers for the reason of "pornography". The heyday of @King Kebab and @booitsme7. And @SparklingBrook 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted July 20, 2021 Share Posted July 20, 2021 I think [mention=672]Gordon EF[/mention] is following me. [mention=66443]GordonS[/mention] is too but he's a lot further away.Are all the Gordons guid c***s? I mix them up but they all seem like solid posters. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 20, 2021 Share Posted July 20, 2021 Irvine Welsh's first published scribblings were under the pen name "Octopus" in one of the Hibs fanzines. Note to youngsters: fanzines were like a paper version of a club thread on P&B. With less roasters. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 20, 2021 Share Posted July 20, 2021 Carl Quote 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 Iceland's Carolina Reaper Chicken Wings are lethal. You don't expect a supermarket own brand to be "the real deal" heat-wise but holy fuck!!! Fortunately their ice cream is also cheap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 7 hours ago, Arch Stanton said: Iceland's Carolina Reaper Chicken Wings are lethal. You don't expect a supermarket own brand to be "the real deal" heat-wise but holy f**k!!! Fortunately their ice cream is also cheap. That's good as you'll be needing to sit on it after your morning ablutions are complete 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/jul/20/disturbing-liturgy-irish-burglar-dean-maguire-funeral "Mourners who made eulogies said Maguire would not be forgotten. “Sorry for the language, Father – rest in peace, you fucking legend,” said one woman." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 13 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/jul/20/disturbing-liturgy-irish-burglar-dean-maguire-funeral "Mourners who made eulogies said Maguire would not be forgotten. “Sorry for the language, Father – rest in peace, you fucking legend,” said one woman." A speeding cortège* as well, brilliant. Spoiler *allegedly 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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