alta-pete Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 Nothing wrong with a pokey bum w**k off a fat nurse. (So my friend tells me). 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 Quite like Elgin. Keith (the place) was a bit.. Weird, Not sure how well travelled you are around that area but Elgin is the exception to the total freak show that is inland Moray 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 26 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Don't mention the prostrate please, I get PTSD from the nurse with sausage fingers. Aren't you supposed to lie on your side for that? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 36 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Don't mention the prostrate please, I get PTSD from the nurse with sausage fingers. Did you actually check her fingers out or are you basing this on what it felt like? I remember Billy Connolly talking about getting a finger up his arse and how it felt like a tree or something. I remember laughing at the sketch and then instantaneously being taken back to his words when a nurse inserted her finger in my anus. I didn't laugh on that occasion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 Just now, Dee Man said: Did you actually check her fingers out or are you basing this on what it felt like? I remember Billy Connolly talking about getting a finger up his arse and how it felt like a tree or something. I remember laughing at the sketch and then instantaneously being taken back to his words when a nurse inserted her finger in my anus. I didn't laugh on that occasion. It was a burly male nurse who reminded me of the taxi driver in Royston Vasey, but with a normal male uniform. Not sure if he even took his rings off. The first guy who did it was a doctor with exquisitely slender fingers, barely felt a thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 3 minutes ago, welshbairn said: It was a burly male nurse who reminded me of the taxi driver in Royston Vasey, but with a normal male uniform. Not sure if he even took his rings off. The first guy who did it was a doctor with exquisitely slender fingers, barely felt a thing. My first experience with a male doctor was a bit weird. When I took my clothes off I asked him where I should put them and he said, "Just over there beside mine". I'll get my coat. It's just beside the doctor's. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, welshbairn said: Don't mention the prostrate please, I get PTSD from the nurse with sausage fingers. 20 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Did you actually check her fingers out or are you basing this on what it felt like? I remember Billy Connolly talking about getting a finger up his arse and how it felt like a tree or something. I remember laughing at the sketch and then instantaneously being taken back to his words when a nurse inserted her finger in my anus. I didn't laugh on that occasion. The one time (thank f**k) I've had an exam, I'm sure the Dr had a baseball bat instead of a finger. Edited June 30, 2021 by Boghead ranter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 1 hour ago, welshbairn said: Having been on testosterone suppressing drugs for the last 18 months for prostrate trouble, which my consultant graphically described to me as chemical castration, I can confirm that orgasms still happen but that little fluid if any emerges. Is this not what they do with paedo's in the US? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 Just now, johnnydun said: Is this not what they do with paedo's in the US? I believe so, but I'm not sure what use is it is if you still get horny. Unless it's a totally different method. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 6 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: Quite like Elgin. Keith (the place) was a bit.. Weird, I concur, any town from Huntly to Elgin is odd. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 18 minutes ago, welshbairn said: It was a burly male nurse who reminded me of the taxi driver in Royston Vasey, but with a normal male uniform. Not sure if he even took his rings off. The first guy who did it was a doctor with exquisitely slender fingers, barely felt a thing. Is this him? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 45 minutes ago, WeAreElgin said: 7 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: Quite like Elgin. Keith (the place) was a bit.. Weird, Not sure how well travelled you are around that area but Elgin is the exception to the total freak show that is inland Moray Missed Moray. Ended up in some Margaret-something hick town that had a Orange County Chopper style garage in it. All very weird. Glad to be hitting civilisation again just now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 Wtf have I started. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 27 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: Missed Moray. Ended up in some Margaret-something hick town that had a Orange County Chopper style garage in it. All very weird. Glad to be hitting civilisation again just now. Maggieknockater? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said: Maggieknockater? THAT WAS IT! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 Just now, Mr. Alli said: THAT WAS IT! What the f**k were you doing there?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: What the f**k were you doing there?! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 Just now, Mr. Alli said: The usual welcome. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 6 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Maggieknockater? I refuse to believe this is a real place 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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