Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 43 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Just got the bairn from school. Half day, last day before the holidays, primary 6. You would think they are being sent off to the war and will never see each other again. Tears everywhere. Wee boys having to get their mums to come and give them a hug, groups of wee lassies bawling their eyes out etc etc. What the f**k is wrong with kids these days? Did you manage to get away with your lunch money intact? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 51 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Just got the bairn from school. Half day, last day before the holidays, primary 6. You would think they are being sent off to the war and will never see each other again. Tears everywhere. Wee boys having to get their mums to come and give them a hug, groups of wee lassies bawling their eyes out etc etc. What the f**k is wrong with kids these days? You were just jealous of the wee boys weren’t you? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 Just got the bairn from school. Half day, last day before the holidays, primary 6. You would think they are being sent off to the war and will never see each other again. Tears everywhere. Wee boys having to get their mums to come and give them a hug, groups of wee lassies bawling their eyes out etc etc. What the f**k is wrong with kids these days? Used to be tears of joy at summer, no school and no having to see c***s you don't like. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 16 minutes ago, Peter Grant said: You were just jealous of the wee boys weren’t you? Been a while since Ive had a milfy gym slag hug. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 16 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: I know a public building in Fife where a charging point was positioned at a fire escape. That's a great idea as the electric car offsets the carbon produced by a pile of burning bodies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 40 minutes ago, Empty It said: 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Just got the bairn from school. Half day, last day before the holidays, primary 6. You would think they are being sent off to the war and will never see each other again. Tears everywhere. Wee boys having to get their mums to come and give them a hug, groups of wee lassies bawling their eyes out etc etc. What the f**k is wrong with kids these days? Used to be tears of joy at summer, no school and no having to see c***s you don't like. Tradition dictated anyone with any sense didn't go for the last week. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 9 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Tradition dictated anyone with any sense didn't go for the last week. What and have 8 weeks of a moaning 11 year old for me trip over? No thanks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 In our village there is what my father would have called an "auld mannies seat" where the patriarchs of the village gather to set the world to rights and spread salacious gossip about our neighbours. however, I've noticed lately that some of these auld mannies are younger than I, so I'm thinking of renaming the seat the auld mannies and workshy and bone idle seat. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 22 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: In our village there is what my father would have called an "auld mannies seat" where the patriarchs of the village gather to set the world to rights and spread salacious gossip about our neighbours. however, I've noticed lately that some of these auld mannies are younger than I, so I'm thinking of renaming the seat the auld mannies and workshy and bone idle seat. No, they're all auld. I think you should be looking for the one further along. The very auld mannies seat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Just got the bairn from school. Half day, last day before the holidays, primary 6. You would think they are being sent off to the war and will never see each other again. Tears everywhere. Wee boys having to get their mums to come and give them a hug, groups of wee lassies bawling their eyes out etc etc. What the f**k is wrong with kids these days? My son just finished P7, not the least bit bothered or emotional! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 3 minutes ago, The Skelpit Lug said: No, they're all auld. I think you should be looking for the one further along. The very auld mannies seat. Actually, there is one further along. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 2 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: Actually, there is one further along. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 Discovered tonight that Airdrie's gaff is visible from Kilbowie Place. Bit insensitive from the town planners. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 Watching a documentary about Glastonbury narrated by Skin from Skunk Anansie and can’t help but think I watched her doing backing vocals for Kenny Thomas on Top Of The Pops 1991 the other week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 14 minutes ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: Watching a documentary about Glastonbury narrated by Skin from Skunk Anansie and can’t help but think I watched her doing backing vocals for Kenny Thomas on Top Of The Pops 1991 the other week. Her voice is amazing 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 39 minutes ago, keithgy said: Her voice is amazing She’s no Kenny Thomas, though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 26, 2021 Share Posted June 26, 2021 Forty-four years ago today I was in the audience for Elvis Presley's last concert. (Indianapolis, Indiana.) Feel free to mock but as a former Meadowbank Thistle supporter I've heard it all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 26, 2021 Share Posted June 26, 2021 5 minutes ago, GordonD said: Forty-four years ago today I was in the audience for Elvis Presley's last concert. (Indianapolis, Indiana.) Feel free to mock but as a former Meadowbank Thistle supporter I've heard it all. Pics or GTF. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 26, 2021 Share Posted June 26, 2021 3 minutes ago, philpy said: Pics or GTF. Too far away from the stage to get meaningful pictures. Will the ticket stub do? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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