Sweet Pete Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 4 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: Used to know a lassie who was convinced Deacon Blue were singing about a chute called Dignity. Didn't even get it when I asked how you could sail a chute up the West Coast. Who sang "chikka chikka Sam Shady" at school to the ridicule of his peers? <<< this c**t 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 My uncle sang "We'll drink tequila and look facetious, now doesn't that sound sweet?" to the song Jessie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 "Woah-oh here she comes,Watch out boy, she'll cheer you up,Woah-oh here she comes,She's a maneater." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 I'll have chips with chips.. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 43 minutes ago, bennett said: I'll have chips with chips.. Does the vegetable burger not come in a bun? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 7 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: Got pulled up in work by a colleague because this week (and the past 20 years) I've been screeching "Oh bless your heart, on my soul" THE SONG IS EVEN CALLED PLACE YOUR HANDS. Idiot. 'My Lovers got no money, he's got his Trumbelice' What the f**k is a Trumbelice? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvo Montalbano Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 'My Lovers got no money, he's got his Trumbelice' What the f**k is a Trumbelice?Might be a brand of domestic appliance? After all, isn't the chorus "Freed from desire, do you sell air purifiers?" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 I'll have chips with chips.. If they've specified the cod is fresh I'd steer clear of the plaice... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 I'll have chips with chips.. Cheese without chips is cheaper than chips without chips. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 The chippy I was in the other week had a Chip Supper on the menu, I assume they just meant a large bag of chips. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 1 hour ago, johnnydun said: 'My Lovers got no money, he's got his Trumbelice' What the f**k is a Trumbelice? That was another one I've had. My lover had a trampoline though. Same with "is this luv?" by Bob Marley. I got huckled in a hoose perty for going on about a "roof rack over my head". Thought the song was about being in love with his car. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parsforlife Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 Tbf if someone asks for chips without chips they deserve to be charged 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Back Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 (edited) 43 minutes ago, parsforlife said: Tbf if someone asks for chips without chips they deserve to be charged They will be. £1.90 ETA does a bag of chips really cost £1.90 these days? Edited June 11, 2021 by Left Back 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 59 minutes ago, parsforlife said: Tbf if someone asks for chips without chips they deserve to be charged Do you want to share a single sausage? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 I really hope Italy or France win the Euros because they have the best anthems. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 I really hope Italy or France win the Euros because they have the best anthems. They are both fantastic. I hope France win it as I have them in the sweep. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parsforlife Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 5 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Do you want to share a single sausage? Oh Serge, I never thought you’d ask. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 So much to take in. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 Jim white has just left sky sports news. He's just announced it's his last night, with a wee compilation.He's an annoying p***k but that was actually quite nice.Any idea if he's an arsehole in real life? Or a good guy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 11 minutes ago, pandarilla said: Jim white has just left sky sports news. He's just announced it's his last night, with a wee compilation. He's an annoying p***k but that was actually quite nice. Any idea if he's an arsehole in real life? Or a good guy? He had a few bad episodes with drink some years ago but has been tea-total for about 10 years apparently, so seams to have turned things around. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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