SlipperyP Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 I was at festival back in 1996 I think wigin I had a bag of eccies, that would make the town dance , the whole town. My winger shat himself, yes shat himself on the first night........ Rule, don't shit If you want a good time, Don't go with Peter Grant and his friends Disco biscuit or not Sorry I still made a wakky Insert other media 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 1 hour ago, SlipperyP said: 09:00 meeting - on zoom 24 people expected 2 turn up.... Call the boss......no answer... Call Ta (employee like me) - naw scraped that meeting at work 10:00 Drove to work for 09:45 Meeting for workers not management I have become managent in the last mont @SlipperyPforgetting I'm not just a fucker, some know say moutherfucker Went home and watched Blondie - wife and kids not back for 3 hours......I may die Is it no a bank holiday in Thailand M8? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 1 hour ago, SlipperyP said: 09:00 meeting - on zoom 24 people expected 2 turn up.... Call the boss......no answer... Call Ta (employee like me) - naw scraped that meeting at work 10:00 Drove to work for 09:45 Meeting for workers not management I have become managent in the last mont @SlipperyPforgetting I'm not just a fucker, some know say moutherfucker Went home and watched Blondie - wife and kids not back for 3 hours......I may die 1 hour ago, SlipperyP said: I was at festival back in 1996 I think wigin I had a bag of eccies, that would make the town dance , the whole town. My winger shat himself, yes shat himself on the first night........ Rule, don't shit If you want a good time, Don't go with Peter Grant and his friends Disco biscuit or not Sorry I still made a wakky Insert other media ^^^^^^ Mods!! Spoiler Please! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 Just as well no fucker turned up since you're clearly stocious big man! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 10 hours ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: Guaranteed the overwhelming majority of people greeting over this will be effected in no way. Until she catches it and then sits next to you on the bus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 2 hours ago, SlipperyP said: 2 turn up.... ^^^^^staring into the microwave IMO 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 6 hours ago, Rugster said: Just as well no fucker turned up since you're clearly stocious big man! A man with big words, illl punch in the puss If you dont fall down ill kick you in the nuts I can send photies of how big I am, ruggy 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 1 minute ago, SlipperyP said: I can send photies of how big I am 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 Great line at the end of this Instagram post, that should be used on the next Resignation thread on here. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 On 30/05/2021 at 16:29, Melanius Mullarkey said: Where the f**k have you been anyway? Did they find the bodies and give you a custodial? I was at a silent retreat in a Buddhist monastery in the Peruvian mountains. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 10 hours ago, SlipperyP said: A man with big words, illl punch in the puss If you dont fall down ill kick you in the nuts I can send photies of how big I am, ruggy Calm doon, Topaz. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Calm doon, Topaz. Topaz Shakur? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 2 hours ago, Dee Man said: Topaz Shakur? William Topaz McShakuragall. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 Contract extended til the end of November It literally ended yesterday but we had no info and had been scheduled in to work this week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Angelo Barksdale Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 “Hello is that Glesca Fire Brigade? I said number 84 not number 48 ya daft c***s” 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 3 hours ago, Avon Barksdale said: Reminds me of the boy in London who pleaded not guilty to setting his dog on some policemen who came to the door. “I just said Look Rover, there’s a copper and he made his own mind up”. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 16 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: “Hello is that Glesca Fire Brigade? I said number 84 not number 48 ya daft c***s” That's me cleaning coffee off the keyboard for the next few minutes, then. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 Was disturbed yesterday afternoon by some voices coming from my front garden. Went out to see what was happening, and it turns out a swarm of bees had deserted their normal sanctuary nearby and decided to make camp in my hedge. The voices were local volunteer beekeepers who had followed them to try and get them back to their resident hives. A mix of worry and fascination for me, but the guys were there for the best part of 5 hours till they managed to get the queen and the vast majority into their boxes and took them home to the hives. (Only allowing me to upload 1 picture.) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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