vikingTON Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 The 15% who reckon they could fight a king cobra should be compelled to follow up on that claim and the world would be down zero IQ points. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 (edited) Surely a Kangaroo would be easier to batter than a Chimpanzee? Kangaroos are like those Instagram gym lads that are ripped but couldn't fight sleep, all about the posturing, chimps would just scran your balls off or something wild. The below video I'm sure everyone has seen is good technique to learn from when it comes to animal defense (or offense) training. Edited May 18, 2021 by Stormzy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 Slightly concerned that only 72% were confident in their ability to batter a fucking rat. They really needed to keep going smaller to see if anything made it to 100%. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 1 hour ago, virginton said: The 15% who reckon they could fight a king cobra should be compelled to follow up on that claim and the world would be down zero IQ points. The possible exception to the headlock rule? I'd certainly be inviting one of the 15% to have the first go at it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 6 hours ago, Slenderman said: I doubt they are worth as much as Star wars figures but out of the pile of crap they're kept in are some vintage 1980s Action Force figures guarding the Broons and Oor Wullie Even when I was young you could tell the Red Shadow was just a Wehrmacht figure painted red with a different head on We used to line them up in the back garden and snipe at them with an air rifle. Ah, innocent times 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 6 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Nah there was a yougov poll the other day asking people which animals they thought they could beat up: Rumble in the jungle: what animals would win in a fight? | YouGov I was eating a piece the other day sitting on a bench and a rook was hanging about waiting for crumbs. The size of beak on those buggers, they could do some damage if angered. Fortunately they are shiters when it comes to humanity (and dugs) so my superior simian brain and limbs did not have to come into play in a pagar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 It's an online survey. I did it earlier. For that question there is a list and you have to tick the ones you think you can take. I said rat and house cat. This is the link I got. Most of the survey was some pish about certain adverts, but they always have a few random questions at the end, and that was one of them. You'll need to sign up to do the surveys. I make about £100 a year from them (you get a certain number of points for doing surveys, 25-150, and you need go get 5000 points to get £50). https://start.yougov.com/a/vPJkWBsczb35PV 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 2 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: It's an online survey. I did it earlier. For that question there is a list and you have to tick the ones you think you can take. I said rat and house cat. This is the link I got. Most of the survey was some pish about certain adverts, but they always have a few random questions at the end, and that was one of them. You'll need to sign up to do the surveys. I make about £100 a year from them (you get a certain number of points for doing surveys, 25-150, and you need go get 5000 points to get £50). https://start.yougov.com/a/vPJkWBsczb35PV You don't think you could beat a goose in a square go? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 Just now, Bairnardo said: You don't think you could beat a goose in a square go? Maybe, but I wouldn't be confident. I think I'd gas well before the goose though, so I'd be relying on finishing it early. If the goose took me the distance, simple conditioning would be my undoing. This of course is if the fight was to take place relatively soon. If I had time for a proper training camp then I would be confident that I'd be able to get in shape and hang with the goose were we to go the distance. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 1 minute ago, DA Baracus said: Maybe, but I wouldn't be confident. I think I'd gas well before the goose though, so I'd be relying on finishing it early. If the goose took me the distance, simple conditioning would be my undoing. This of course is if the fight was to take place relatively soon. If I had time for a proper training camp then I would be confident that I'd be able to get in shape and hang with the goose were we to go the distance. You taking the piss? You get a hold of the goose's neck then use your superior body weight to slam it to the ground. Deid goose. Next contender please. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 Just now, DA Baracus said: Maybe, but I wouldn't be confident. I think I'd gas well before the goose though, so I'd be relying on finishing it early. If the goose took me the distance, simple conditioning would be my undoing. This of course is if the fight was to take place relatively soon. If I had time for a proper training camp then I would be confident that I'd be able to get in shape and hang with the goose were we to go the distance. Geese like to go team handed. Formidable in a gaggle. This is one on one and, I presume that these are fights to the death, they just dont have the tools to inflict enough damage. I'd be looking to highlight reel even the hardest of geese before returning it to natures perpetual cycle, by way of my oven. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 1 minute ago, Miguel Sanchez said: You taking the piss? You get a hold of the goose's neck then use your superior body weight to slam it to the ground. Deid goose. Next contender please. This. Send in the medium sized hound please. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 1 minute ago, Miguel Sanchez said: You taking the piss? You get a hold of the goose's neck then use your superior body weight to slam it to the ground. Deid goose. Next contender please. Yeah, maybe, but I need to catch the fucker first. If it gives me the runaround I could be in trouble. It's risky. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 This. Send in the medium sized hound please. Also medium sized dog, are we talking labrador or German shepherd? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 Just now, Empty It said: 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: This. Send in the medium sized hound please. Also medium sized dog, are we talking labrador or German shepherd? Surely a spaniel type size is a medium dog, which again, would be dispatched with not much more than a scratch sustained. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 All P&B users know how to win a fight against a dog 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 I'd imagine if you caught a kangaroo with a nice couple of shots it would hop away but a chimpanzee would never stop until your head was caved in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: Geese like to go team handed. Formidable in a gaggle. This is one on one and, I presume that these are fights to the death, they just dont have the tools to inflict enough damage. I'd be looking to highlight reel even the hardest of geese before returning it to natures perpetual cycle, by way of my oven. If it's a fight to the death then aye, the goose wouldn't be able to do enough damage before I kicked it's beak off or dropped an elbow on the fucker's neck, because at some point it would need to get close enough to land a killing blow, and that would be my opening. Just now, Bairnardo said: This. Send in the medium sized hound please. Is it like a gauntlet? One after the other, working your way up? Medium sized dog would be a concern. Lots of risk there, and it would be attritional. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 Surely a spaniel type size is a medium dog, which again, would be dispatched with not much more than a scratch sustained. What about a wee hard b*****d staffy, that'd be a decent square go tbf 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 Just now, Nkomo-A-Gogo said: I'd imagine if you caught a kangaroo with a nice couple of shots it would hop away but a chimpanzee would never stop until your head was caved in. No chance. There's plenty of videos online showing how handy kangaroos are when folk are daft enough to step up to them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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