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9 minutes ago, NotThePars said:

This is so Trump I love it.

 

😂 

Aw ffs it actually is. Even the orange glow to the emoji looks like his wee hands. 

What can I say I'm probably one of the best, smartest and most humble people when it comes to wishing other people well. Probably the greatest of all time. Mother Theresa is a big fan of my posts, biiiiig fan. 

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15 hours ago, Stormzy said:

Good luck. You've always been extremely fair to me and I respect that a lot. 

Hope all goes smoothly. ✌

 

57 minutes ago, NotThePars said:

This is so Trump I love it.

 

More like Nixon

 

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6 minutes ago, Abby Normal said:

Was just trying out my new knife. Much sharper than expected.

I’d have thought you wouldn’t be allowed near sharp objects. Or out the house alone for that matter. 

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23 minutes ago, Abby Normal said:

Just opening a tube of caulk there. Shaved a chunk of finger off too. imageproxy.php?img=&key=bd729091e51e729a

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Maybe you'd be safer if you used scissors?

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8 minutes ago, Stellaboz said:

Are you going to eat that?

Looked decent. Like a bit of Parma ham. Have some more embedded in the penknife too if you’d like some?
 

Stuck some chunks back on and wrapped with a decorator wipe and some masking tape so all good.

 

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15 minutes ago, Abby Normal said:

Looked decent. Like a bit of Parma ham. Have some more embedded in the penknife too if you’d like some?
 

Stuck some chunks back on and wrapped with a decorator wipe and some masking tape so all good.

 

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20 minutes ago, Abby Normal said:

Looked decent. Like a bit of Parma ham. Have some more embedded in the penknife too if you’d like some?
 

Stuck some chunks back on and wrapped with a decorator wipe and some masking tape so all good.

 

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Penis thumb.

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33 minutes ago, Abby Normal said:

Looked decent. Like a bit of Parma ham. Have some more embedded in the penknife too if you’d like some?
 

Stuck some chunks back on and wrapped with a decorator wipe and some masking tape so all good.

 

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Two observations:

1. You have the hands of an 80 year old, fat woman.

2. What is it with people who can’t just get on with it when they give themselves very minor injuries? Got people like this at work, who cut themselves doing something and just have to show me. “Look at this cut, it’s so deep, seriously just look at this” whilst shoving their bloody finger in my face. Nobody cares mate, get a plaster on it and stop whinging like a baby*.

 

*Apologies for the harshness of this response, but I do find it weird.

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