Sergeant Wilson Posted March 14, 2021 Share Posted March 14, 2021 3 minutes ago, Am Featha *****h Nan Clach said: Of 68 nights (she's stayed at her mum's house a few times as she's in our bubble) I have got the water on 53 of them. Vindication. I'd be going about like a dug with two dicks if I had stats like that on my side. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 14, 2021 Share Posted March 14, 2021 18 minutes ago, Am Featha *****h Nan Clach said: Every night before bed, either my wife or I will get us each a glass of water to sit on the bedside tables. Just before New Year she claimed it was always her getting it and I disagreed as I was certain I got the water the vast majority of the time. Since Jan 1st, I have kept a record. Since then, I have never initiated the water getting and so the only options have been her getting it, or asking me to do so (which I do without fuss) Tonight, or the next night she asks me to get the water she's getting hit with the stats. This is the kind of shit that broke my marriage. I fully support it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 14, 2021 Share Posted March 14, 2021 3 minutes ago, Sweet Pete said: This is the kind of shit that broke my marriage. I fully support it. They can't argue with facts. "It's all there in black and white, doll"! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Nosejob Posted March 14, 2021 Share Posted March 14, 2021 24 minutes ago, Am Featha *****h Nan Clach said: Every night before bed, either my wife or I will get us each a glass of water to sit on the bedside tables. Just before New Year she claimed it was always her getting it and I disagreed as I was certain I got the water the vast majority of the time. Since Jan 1st, I have kept a record. Since then, I have never initiated the water getting and so the only options have been her getting it, or asking me to do so (which I do without fuss) Tonight, or the next night she asks me to get the water she's getting hit with the stats. You’ve obviously taken what she has said to heart and accepted your share of responsibilities in the water fetching department. That will either be 1. Her immediate impression on what your statistics represent or 2. Your defence when she loses her shit and asks you why on earth you’ve collected these statistics. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GNU_Linux Posted March 14, 2021 Share Posted March 14, 2021 4 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: "And Ian Paisley had one this big" "Aye Boris I'm not kidding William's cheese & pineapple cocktail stick really was this big" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 14, 2021 Share Posted March 14, 2021 "It'll be fine, Boris; Beaufort's Dyke is only about this wide" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curmudgeon Posted March 14, 2021 Share Posted March 14, 2021 1 hour ago, Am Featha *****h Nan Clach said: Of 68 nights (she's stayed at her mum's house a few times as she's in our bubble) I have got the water on 53 of them. Vindication. It's pretty much guaranteed that she'll say that you never get the water without her prompting you. If you really cared you'd have the water sitting by the bedside, but no, it's always up her to make sure that it's done etc etc. I think you should have a decade's worth of falsified stats ready to swing the argument back in your favour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 14, 2021 Share Posted March 14, 2021 Do you actually drink the water or is it for putting your teeth in? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 53 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Do you actually drink the water or is it for putting your teeth in? It probably will be after he brings up these stats. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 A wee bit of genius for P&Bers of a certain age. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 Something a bit eye-opening for those who like to try fish from restaurants, fishmongers, supermarkets, etc. https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2021/mar/15/revealed-seafood-happening-on-a-vast-global-scale Fin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 13 hours ago, Am Featha *****h Nan Clach said: Every night before bed, either my wife or I will get us each a glass of water to sit on the bedside tables. Just before New Year she claimed it was always her getting it and I disagreed as I was certain I got the water the vast majority of the time. Since Jan 1st, I have kept a record. Since then, I have never initiated the water getting and so the only options have been her getting it, or asking me to do so (which I do without fuss) Tonight, or the next night she asks me to get the water she's getting hit with the stats. You've been remiss here. Why haven't you "spilled" it on her side of the bed yet? It's time you put a stop to this whole bloody carry on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G51 Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 Not sure where to put this, but Elon Musk and Tesla have worked me into a shoot yet again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 My son keeps asking me to bring his Nintendo Switch to his mum's house and I keep saying I will but I've forgotten. I haven't forgotten, I'm just enjoying playing it too much to give it to him. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 2 minutes ago, Sweet Pete said: My son keeps asking me to bring his Nintendo Switch to his mum's house and I keep saying I will but I've forgotten. I haven't forgotten, I'm just enjoying playing it too much to give it to him. My wife and I have played the one the kids got for christmas far more than they have. I'm utterly addicted to Zelda. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 There's a dead rat in the toilet block of my office, so I had a pish in a 2 gallon tub of paint and put the lid back on. When the painters come in tomorrow for materials I'm going to let them take it. It's magnolia anyway. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 2 minutes ago, Knight55WoodBear said: My wife and I have played the one the kids got for christmas far more than they have. I'm utterly addicted to Zelda. I'm kicking arse at Fortnite, Mario Kart and Mario Odyssey, but if I ever see Cuphead or Minecraft ahgain I'll smash the console to pieces and blame the dug. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 1 minute ago, Sweet Pete said: There's a dead rat in the toilet block of my office, so I had a pish in a 2 gallon tub of paint and put the lid back on. When the painters come in tomorrow for materials I'm going to let them take it. It's magnolia anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 Just now, jimbaxters said: Literally did. About an hour ago. Pishing in paint buckets was common on building sites back in the day if you needed to thin your paint FYI. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 5 minutes ago, Sweet Pete said: ahgain Big team found 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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