Jacksgranda Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 9 hours ago, Lyle Lanley said: There was other potential suspects but police failed to interview them. One of the potential suspects is now dead. They found a used condom near the scene. Police took the firepit away and found no evidence of any clothes burning. It was obviously him, then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 On 22/02/2021 at 15:30, Snafu said: Glasgow comedian Gary Faulds asks if banana on curry is an 'Edinburgh thing' We've certainly never seen this in Glasgow... but have you? https://www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow-news/glasgow-comedian-gary-faulds-asks-19887256 I've never heard or seen of such a thing. The closest we got was in Primary school where the cooks added sultanas and sliced pineapple to a chicken curry, quite nice if I mind. My Dad used to serve us banana doused in lemon juice with a curry, back in the early 80s. He's not from Edinburgh though, but he is from the south of Fife and you can see Edinburgh from there. Tasted fine if i remember rightly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 14 hours ago, G51 said: I see Wayne Lineker (58) has announced his engagement to Chloe Ferry (25) from Geordie Shore. She must be fucking tolerant, did you see his list of shit he wanted from a wife? It was pretty much controlling behaviour, i.e she couldn't contact another man without him being part of the conversation. He's the definition of OFTW 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 Part of the evidence was that he owned a Marilyn Manson CD, smoked weed and had looked at a murder case on Wikipedia. The first part is dodgy as f**k but can't judge a man on the rest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 5 hours ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: Thinking about this to get my mind off of Chloe Ferry- I wonder whose idea that was... Let's hope the grandchild is kept WELL away from him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 5 hours ago, Shandon Par Decorator said: No real man has milk in his coffee. Looks like she has leaked over her jumper and wasted a pint or so. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 Just now, hk blues said: Looks like she has leaked over her jumper and wasted a pint or so. Let’s hope that’s all it is. Father and daughter seem almost Fife-level close. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 Loving the new way of touting for work, @Shandon Par Decorator 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 42 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: Loving the new way of touting for work, @Shandon Par Decorator Has he become a decorator? He should have mentioned it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 I bet he's overcome with emulsion. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 Has he become a decorator? He should have mentioned it. He does bring it up, but people seem to gloss over the fact he mentions it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 Stop stirring it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 9 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Stop stirring it. Stop cutting in with yer pish. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 You need to put a lid on it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 If I knew I'd have a load of pun notifications I'd never have fucking mentioned it. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 "Shandon Par Decorate-ah" fits quite nicely into the "ooh ahh Cantona" tune. Also reminded of "Herbert West - Reanimator", but I'm sure that the works of H.P. Lovecraft, with his inbred, unholy, bestial cults in remote areas, will mean nothing to a Fifer. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 21 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: If I knew I'd have a load of pun notifications I'd never have fucking mentioned it. You should have brushed up on your response. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 On 21/02/2021 at 02:39, Zen Archer Esq. said: Everyone doubts fucking Grand Masters. Is that Bothwell Castle? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 This week I returned to work on the hours I did before I became ill. I haven't worked 9-5 since July 2018 and this week I managed 3 days of doing it! Knackered now and would quite happily take a back or spine transplant if it was offered! 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 Shandon Par Decorator - Pie and Bovril discounts apply! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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