BFTD Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 31 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: I have torn the gusset of my long johns. This is most distressing. They cost £3.95 plus shipping. What were you doing that you managed to...wait, cancel that thought. I can recommend Cotton Traders trackie bottoms as a replacement to wear under your DAFC shellsuit. Just look at this sexy, fashionable, sexy b*****d. Phwoar. Spoiler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 1 hour ago, johnnydun said: Oooft. You've taken that too far! Imagine suggesting for someone to move to Fraserburgh. A step too far. Apologies to everyone affected. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erih Shtrep Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 13 hours ago, ICTChris said: Hopefully this post is the start of your journey from teenage Tankie to 43 year old Kia driving middle manager who tells everyone he votes Lib Dem but really voted Tory. Everyone should drive a Kia. I mean why wouldn't you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 1 hour ago, DA Baracus said: I have torn the gusset of my long johns. This is most distressing. They cost £3.95 plus shipping. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 Went for a hike across the upland bounds of the Clyde Riviera today and the visibility was so good that you could see Ailsa Craig no bother from the Blood Moss trig point (about 200m ASL). There's about 45 miles between the two points. Truly God's country. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, BFTD said: What were you doing that you managed to...wait, cancel that thought. I can recommend Cotton Traders trackie bottoms as a replacement to wear under your DAFC shellsuit. Just look at this sexy, fashionable, sexy b*****d. Phwoar. Hide contents You are a foul deviant and need urgent psychiatric intervention. 36 minutes ago, GordonD said: My anal gas has been at a peep. Edited January 23, 2021 by DA Baracus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 Just now, DA Baracus said: You are a foul deviant and need urgent psychiatric intervention. At least I'll be warm, unlike some people I could mention. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 2 minutes ago, BFTD said: At least I'll be warm, unlike some people I could mention. Joke's on you. The long johns are currently the middle layer of my lower limbs, plus today is one of the days I can have the heater on. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 6 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Joke's on you. The long johns are currently the middle layer of my lower limbs, plus today is one of the days I can have the heater on. Your boss sounds magic. What do you wear on your legs under shredded long johns? It sounds like a hobo Superman costume. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 27 minutes ago, virginton said: Went for a hike across the upland bounds of the Clyde Riviera today and the visibility was so good that you could see Ailsa Craig no bother from the Blood Moss trig point (about 200m ASL). There's about 45 miles between the two points. Truly God's country. In lockdown #1 I could see over to Arran from the Pentlands. Hadn’t see it so clear since I was a kid and we could see that far from our local (holly) golf course in Fife. Supppse the frosty ground reflects more light but I don’t know if a dip in traffic also has an impact? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 (edited) 20 minutes ago, BFTD said: Your boss sounds magic. What do you wear on your legs under shredded long johns? It sounds like a hobo Superman costume. I'm at home and haven't been in to the office since the start of December, which was the second week I had been in since the end of March. My underwear is under my long johns. It's my favourite pair today, a lovely rose colour with a grey band. Edited January 23, 2021 by DA Baracus -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 3 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: I'm at home and haven't been in to the office since the start of December, which was the second week I had been in since the end of March. My underwear is under my long johns. It's my favourite pair today, a lovely rose colour with a grey band. We really need an erotic stories thread for posts like this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 Just now, BFTD said: We really need an erotic stories thread for posts like this. This isn't it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 2 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: This isn't it? There was a time when it was the BRALT. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 12 minutes ago, BFTD said: My underwear is under my long johns. It's my favourite pair today, a lovely rose colour with a grey band. Worst dirty phone call ever. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 1 minute ago, GordonD said: Worst dirty phone call ever. Don't fucking quote me as having said that. I'm not a pervert. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 39 minutes ago, Shandön Par said: In lockdown #1 I could see over to Arran from the Pentlands. Hadn’t see it so clear since I was a kid and we could see that far from our local (holly) golf course in Fife. Supppse the frosty ground reflects more light but I don’t know if a dip in traffic also has an impact? That's mind-boggling distance wise but I suppose so long as the land in between isn't too high then the mountains of Arran would still appear above them on the horizon. Not sure about the effects of lockdown but usually when the skies are clear (rare enough for Greenock) then there'd be some sort of haze or sea mist in the Firth of Clyde obscuring the visibility out there. Hopefully this crystal clear, cold air will hang around though as it makes a welcome change to sideways rain and gloom. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 7 minutes ago, virginton said: That's mind-boggling distance wise but I suppose so long as the land in between isn't too high then the mountains of Arran would still appear above them on the horizon. Not sure about the effects of lockdown but usually when the skies are clear (rare enough for Greenock) then there'd be some sort of haze or sea mist in the Firth of Clyde obscuring the visibility out there. Hopefully this crystal clear, cold air will hang around though as it makes a welcome change to sideways rain and gloom. You could see Arran from my old office, the shite coloured building in the background here. I'd often look over to it. When I say often I mean when I lifted my nose from the grinding wheels of Government machinery. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 24 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: You could see Arran from my old office, the shite coloured building in the background here. I'd often look over to it. When I say often I mean when I lifted my nose from the grinding wheels of Government machinery. Did the boss's favourites get to see Arran while the bad boys were made to face Broomfield? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 (edited) 3 hours ago, DA Baracus said: I have torn the gusset of my long johns. This is most distressing. They cost £3.95 plus shipping. You need to get a decent tailor. Edited January 23, 2021 by Zen Archer Esq. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.