supermik Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 Bill Gates has earned $3000 every minute since Microsoft was founded. That is $50 per second. If he stopped for 5 seconds to pick up a dropped $100 note it would be a waste of his time! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 (edited) 6 minutes ago, supermik said: Bill Gates has earned $3000 every minute since Microsoft was founded. That is $50 per second. If he stopped for 5 seconds to pick up a dropped $100 note it would be a waste of his time! Jeff Bezos has picked up a quarter million dollars for every day since our lord Jesus was born. Edited November 25, 2020 by welshbairn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 15 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Jeff Bezos has picked up a quarter million dollars for every day since our lord Jesus was born. What year was he born in again? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manifesto Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 1 minute ago, throbber said: What year was he born in again? 33BC from memory. Thought Musk was up to 2nd in the overall $$$ stakes this week relagating Gates to a meaningless 3rd? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 16 minutes ago, throbber said: What year was he born in again? 2 years after Granny Danger. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 10 minutes ago, Dee Man said: 2 years after Granny Danger. Aye, if that inn in Bethlehem hadn’t had a spare room that night who knows. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBo10 Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 (4) Dalton Trumbo contra John Wayne - YouTube What film is that from? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 1 minute ago, BigBo10 said: What film is that from? Trumbo (2015 film) - Wikipedia 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 DJK had a massive sale start at 9am, spending £58 was saving me £172. Rather than quit whilst I was ahead I went back for another 1 item and fucked it. Lost everything. Spent £0 but feels like I've lost a fortune. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 13 hours ago, Manifesto said: Thought Musk was up to 2nd in the overall $$$ stakes this week relagating Gates to a meaningless 3rd? Aye, but if the season had gone on another eight games Gates would have overtaken him again. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 https://traidcraft.us6.list-manage.com/track/click?u=742651e2cb92ae3a9ca13a3d9&id=c2a4c48d04&e=f3d28fc699 This looks like a really good idea and a genuine way to share some Christmas cheer in a different way. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 Clean up in aisle 10 THIS is the moment a woman smashed hundreds of bottles of booze and lobbed gin at customers in a rampage at Aldi. She remained silent as she dragged thousands of pounds worth of wine, beer and spirits from the budget supermarket’s shelves in Hertfordshire on Wednesday afternoon “A man told her to calm down so she threw a bottle of gin which hit him in the leg. “She must have smashed well over 500 bottles. “It was shocking and started getting incredibly dangerous 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 https://traidcraft.us6.list-manage.com/track/click?u=742651e2cb92ae3a9ca13a3d9&id=c2a4c48d04&e=f3d28fc699 This looks like a really good idea and a genuine way to share some Christmas cheer in a different way.I've signed up too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 34 minutes ago, bennett said: Clean up in aisle 10 THIS is the moment a woman smashed hundreds of bottles of booze and lobbed gin at customers in a rampage at Aldi. She remained silent as she dragged thousands of pounds worth of wine, beer and spirits from the budget supermarket’s shelves in Hertfordshire on Wednesday afternoon “A man told her to calm down so she threw a bottle of gin which hit him in the leg. “She must have smashed well over 500 bottles. “It was shocking and started getting incredibly dangerous why wasn't a boot in the appropriate place administered? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 2 minutes ago, tamthebam said: why wasn't a boot in the appropriate place administered? Hi bottle must have crashed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Academically Deficient Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 Spotted at Partick station at midday. A female storming g past the ticket collectors and refusing to pay, shouting abuse at the female Scotrail staff. Stopped at the big exit doors, turned and screamed "Youze are meant to finish at 10 in the mornin'. Ah know the fuckin rules!!" Sadly, her knowledge of the rules didn't extend to the small technicality of actually having to buy a ticket 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 42 minutes ago, tamthebam said: why wasn't a boot in the appropriate place administered? Get involved, possibly end up getting lifted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC. Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 I am fairly fit. Lockdown has totally fucked me, however. Before that I was pretty toned and going to the gym nearly every day bar Sundays and the odd Saturday. However, regardless of situation, I have always suffered from quite bad gynecomastia (the real man-boobs caused by hormones, not the ones cause by just being a fat bassa) Lockdown has just totally exacerbated the man-boobs. I have always hated living with it, but just got on with it. It's only now that I realise I have always been too embarrassed to wear football tops or t shirts because of it. I have decided once there is a bit of leeway with coronavirus, hopefully early spring 2021, I can go for a consultation at a private clinic to get these tatas removed. Doesn't matter how much exercise you do, they will never go away as it isn't the same as usual body fat. Would I say it ruins my life living with it? Not at all. Nor would I say it causes me to be depressed, but it really does make me feel less confident and lowers my self esteem. It is a pricey procedure, averaging around the £3500 mark, but I have saved a lot of money during lockdown and this would, hopefully, be a life-changing procedure. Combined with getting back to full fitness I'll hopefully feel like a brand new man! Any fellow P+Bers had to go through it or know someone in a similar situation to myself? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Academically Deficient Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 12 minutes ago, DAFC. said: I am fairly fit. Lockdown has totally fucked me, however. Before that I was pretty toned and going to the gym nearly every day bar Sundays and the odd Saturday. However, regardless of situation, I have always suffered from quite bad gynecomastia (the real man-boobs caused by hormones, not the ones cause by just being a fat bassa) Lockdown has just totally exacerbated the man-boobs. I have always hated living with it, but just got on with it. It's only now that I realise I have always been too embarrassed to wear football tops or t shirts because of it. I have decided once there is a bit of leeway with coronavirus, hopefully early spring 2021, I can go for a consultation at a private clinic to get these tatas removed. Doesn't matter how much exercise you do, they will never go away as it isn't the same as usual body fat. Would I say it ruins my life living with it? Not at all. Nor would I say it causes me to be depressed, but it really does make me feel less confident and lowers my self esteem. It is a pricey procedure, averaging around the £3500 mark, but I have saved a lot of money during lockdown and this would, hopefully, be a life-changing procedure. Combined with getting back to full fitness I'll hopefully feel like a brand new man! Any fellow P+Bers had to go through it or know someone in a similar situation to myself? Well done, mate. I've heard it's quite uncomfortable in the short-term after the op, but well worth it thereafter. Should make a real difference if you go ahead with it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 Mrs Mathematics cleaning out the dungeon loft. Strange sights... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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