Academically Deficient Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 5 minutes ago, scottmcleanscontacts said: Have to agree. It's a woman, with part of her arse out. Whatever. However, as I say when Douglas Ross MP is on telly, what an arse. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottmcleanscontacts Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 However, as I say when Douglas Ross MP is on telly, what an arse.I'm in a very agreeable mood today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 However, as I say when Douglas Ross MP is on telly, what an arse.Disagree. I'd prefer one you could eat a full fry up off of. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Academically Deficient Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 2 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: 29 minutes ago, Academically Deficient said: However, as I say when Douglas Ross MP is on telly, what an arse. Disagree. I'd prefer one you could eat a full fry up off of. That's a part of the internet I'd prefer to avoid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 I'm curious about what an arse you could "eat a full fry-up off of" would look like. I know I'll regret asking, but curiosity. @Alert Mongoose? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, DA Baracus said: Euph? Nope. Smashing up the contents of somebody's house shouting "it's shoddy Ted, shoddy! shoddy! shoddy!" is somewhat therapeutic. New meaning to getting about one's drawers: Edited September 27, 2020 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szamo's_Ammo Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: Today I will be mostly using an axe and geological hammer to smash up the furniture inside a little old lady’s house. What did she do to deserve that? Vote Tory? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 3 hours ago, Szamo's_Ammo said: What did she do to deserve that? Die, I'd imagine. Been there, done that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 4 hours ago, Szamo's_Ammo said: What did she do to deserve that? Vote Tory? Hadn’t been adhering to the new TV Licensing rules. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 Woman paints door. Tweet See new Tweets Conversation The Scottish Sun @ScottishSun Woman reveals how she transformed her battered front door with £6 paint – and added £1000 to her home in the process https://thescottishsun.co.uk/fabulous/6092445/front-door-transformation-paint-home-value-facebook/?utm_medium=Social&utm_campaign=scottishsuntwitter&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1601206906… 5:00 PM · Sep 27, 2020·Echobox 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 11 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Today I will be mostly using an axe and geological hammer to smash up the furniture inside a little old lady’s house. To be fair that Miss Marple's had it coming for years 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Academically Deficient Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 11 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: I'm curious about what an arse you could "eat a full fry-up off of" would look like. I know I'll regret asking, but curiosity. @Alert Mongoose? I occasionally enjoy a breakfast containing a poached egg, I mean how would that work? I've been wondering about this all day. Glad it's not just me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 13 hours ago, bennett said: Woman paints door. Tweet See new Tweets Conversation The Scottish Sun @ScottishSun Woman reveals how she transformed her battered front door with £6 paint – and added £1000 to her home in the process https://thescottishsun.co.uk/fabulous/6092445/front-door-transformation-paint-home-value-facebook/?utm_medium=Social&utm_campaign=scottishsuntwitter&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1601206906… 5:00 PM · Sep 27, 2020·Echobox Bennet has ordered two of those doormats. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 On 26/09/2020 at 19:26, tamthebam said: I'd give her a long jump. Not really. It would be like a Usain Bolt 100m. Well, you're certainly no Linford Christie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 Man dies from eating more than a bag of liquorice a day https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-54269144?fbclid=IwAR0s61rOIVhG7GrThaI1o-qS2vuFKxtqwVYFg2GRCcpS_RT_cFrGwrm4GDM Could've been me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szamo's_Ammo Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 Liquorice is vile. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post bennett Posted September 28, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted September 28, 2020 35 minutes ago, paranoid android said: Man dies from eating more than a bag of liquorice a day https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-54269144?fbclid=IwAR0s61rOIVhG7GrThaI1o-qS2vuFKxtqwVYFg2GRCcpS_RT_cFrGwrm4GDM Could've been me. Takes all sorts. 21 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 39 minutes ago, Szamo's_Ammo said: Liquorice is vile. get out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 43 minutes ago, Szamo's_Ammo said: Liquorice is vile. Correct - natural justice. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 1 hour ago, paranoid android said: Man dies from eating more than a bag of liquorice a day https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-54269144?fbclid=IwAR0s61rOIVhG7GrThaI1o-qS2vuFKxtqwVYFg2GRCcpS_RT_cFrGwrm4GDM Could've been me. Keep trying... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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