Shandon Par Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 For fans of lower league teams with no football yet on a Saturday (eg Hearts fans), it turns out that the long jump is a thrilling alternative. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 I'd give her a long jump. Not really. It would be like a Usain Bolt 100m. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 4 minutes ago, tamthebam said: I'd give her a long jump. Not really. It would be like a Usain Bolt 100m. Only faster! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Academically Deficient Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 3 hours ago, Shandön Par said: For fans of lower league teams with no football yet on a Saturday (eg Hearts fans), it turns out that the long jump is a thrilling alternative. That was magnificent. Thanks. After reading the depressing Is Sex Overrated thread, I was fair needing a wee, erm......lift. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 8 minutes ago, Academically Deficient said: That was magnificent. Thanks. After reading the depressing Is Sex Overrated thread, I was fair needing a wee, erm......lift. She'd be up and down quicker than you could w**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 13 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: She'd be up and down quicker than you could w**k. It would be like shagging a section of 40 grit sandpaper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shipa Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 6 minutes ago, Shandön Par said: It would be like shagging a section of 40 grit sandpaper. Wid 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Academically Deficient Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 2 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: She'd be up and down quicker than you could w**k. Hopefully. I'm a busy man. Yer tantric sex is all well and good but I've got a big ironing to do. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 More than 10m views on that Fatima Diame long jump video. It's good to see the track & field events are still so popular. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 Ordered 400 litres of home heating oil for £116.00, thought that was o.k. But if only we had had a wood pellet burner... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 1 degree when I got up this morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 Put the TV on this morning and the young ones was on, the dog went ballistic until it got switched off so looks like I'm now 3rd in the household to decide what's on TV. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 2 hours ago, throbber said: 1 degree when I got up this morning. When will you see her again? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 2 hours ago, throbber said: 1 degree when I got up this morning. Vertical or horizontal? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 More than 10m views on that Fatima Diame long jump video. It's good to see the track & field events are still so popular.What's all the fuss about? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 6 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: 10 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: More than 10m views on that Fatima Diame long jump video. It's good to see the track & field events are still so popular. What's all the fuss about? Seems like she's renowned for her well-rounded technique. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 Today I will be mostly using an axe and geological hammer to smash up the furniture inside a little old lady’s house. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottmcleanscontacts Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 What's all the fuss about? Have to agree. It's a woman, with part of her arse out.Whatever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 14 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Today I will be mostly using an axe and geological hammer to smash up the furniture inside a little old lady’s house. Euph? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 3 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Euph? Yes. If you’ve read the sex.. thread you’ll see he’s not getting any so is off to do a Wayne Rooney. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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