Mark Connolly Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 34 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: After I come back from my honeymoon in October, I suddenly feel this desire to finally volunteer at an animal shelter. It's what I really want to do, it'll help my language skills over here and give something back a bit. Does anyone have any experience of working as a volunteer at an animal shelter, or something similar? If they hand you a hammer on the first day, laugh and ask where they are hiding the bolt gun. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 35 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: After I come back from my honeymoon in October, I suddenly feel this desire to finally volunteer at an animal shelter. It's what I really want to do, it'll help my language skills over here and give something back a bit. Does anyone have any experience of working as a volunteer at an animal shelter, or something similar? Its only August... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 1 minute ago, G_Man1985 said: Its only August... I don't really have the time, in a couple of weeks I'm off to get married then f**k off to Italy to eat pizza, drink wine and stick it to the missus when I'm not napping in between all of this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 Just now, Stellaboz said: I don't really have the time, in a couple of weeks I'm off to get married then f**k off to Italy to eat pizza, drink wine and stick it to the missus when I'm not napping in between all of this. Buy a fish tank. Experiment wee it n get fish that fight n that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 52 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: After I come back from my honeymoon in October, I suddenly feel this desire to finally volunteer at an animal shelter. It's what I really want to do, it'll help my language skills over here and give something back a bit. Does anyone have any experience of working as a volunteer at an animal shelter, or something similar? You think you’re going to get to do what you want after you’re married? 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 1 hour ago, G_Man1985 said: Get fish that fight n that. GMan is brick top, IMO. Just back from Gidi Grill in Dundee. 2 mains, 2 sides, 2 desserts, 2 drinks. £27. I would quite happily have spent the full price on the items outwith this deal so gave well deserved ~45% tip. A lovely wee place, will definitely be back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 Tag yourself. I am a Monster Truck centrist 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 WWE and UFC fans fitting well into the mummy's basement dwelling, VL Simp profile here. They would do well on the "grown man who's never touched a woman's boob" chart. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 Nah. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 14 hours ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: WWE and UFC fans fitting well into the mummy's basement dwelling, VL Simp profile here. They would do well on the "grown man who's never touched a woman's boob" chart. What do they feel like? I heard like a wet bag of sand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 (edited) 21 hours ago, Stellaboz said: After I come back from my honeymoon in October, I suddenly feel this desire to finally volunteer at an animal shelter. It's what I really want to do, it'll help my language skills over here and give something back a bit. Does anyone have any experience of working as a volunteer at an animal shelter, or something similar? Demi and Tanner (see pic) are needing a new keeper after eating West (see pic below - the one in the hat) the other day. They ate the keeper before him too. Sorry - it's in the Sun and the Telegrapgh and The Mail: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/12509862/conservationist-mauled-death-beloved-white-lions/ ETA. Par Jr helps out at a riding for the disabled place and seems to enjoy it. Edited August 27, 2020 by Shandon Par 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 (edited) 21 hours ago, Stellaboz said: I suddenly feel this desire to finally volunteer at an animal shelter. It's what I really want to do, it'll help my language skills over here and give something back a bit. Edited August 27, 2020 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 1 hour ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said: What do they feel like? I heard like a wet bag of sand. Your maw's certainly do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 53 minutes ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: Your maw's certainly do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 A sheep was sold for 300,000 guineas in Lanark today. That's an expensive shag... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 Not sure what's worse here, the boys accent or the girl in the shop doorway having a shite . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 15 minutes ago, Romeo said: Not sure what's worse here, the boys accent or the girl in the shop doorway having a shite . The accent is far worse. Taking a shite in front of a Sports Direct shop Is God’s work.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 I actually think i may have developed an allergy to alcohol. This could be the best thing that's ever happened to me - why couldn't this have happened years ago? I could have actually done something meaningful with my life! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 (edited) Just went into the pub and got a pint. Just been told that something has happened with a licensing issue and they can no longer serve any alcohol today or all weekend! Edited August 28, 2020 by supermik 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 Yum yum 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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