Empty It Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 Police officer just drove past me texting on his phone and it's all on my dash camera if I wanted to Lee Wallace him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: Saw this out on my travels. I'd like to think this was somebody's solution to meeting up with friends with some degree of comfort. My life isn't exactly puppy dogs and unicorns at the moment but dearie fucking me. How could anyone not have a substance abuse problem if that was the best you had to look forward to in your day? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 My thanks to the folk who advocated Branston's Beans over Heinz. They are indeed superior.Welcome to the club, brother. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 20 hours ago, heedthebaa said: My son has just found this taking down his old fence @KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Were you travelling in the council skip lorry? 2 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: The limited bus timetables are a real pain just now so council lorries are the next best form of public transport. Edited July 16, 2020 by GordonD 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jarballs Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 P&B bingo klaxon! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Jarballs said: P&B bingo klaxon! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 21 hours ago, Empty It said: Police officer just drove past me texting on his phone and it's all on my dash camera if I wanted to Lee Wallace him. pccabe? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 This headline has done me in 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 4 minutes ago, NotThePars said: This headline has done me in Shades of "Repeatedly punched the man's boot with his face." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 1 hour ago, NotThePars said: This headline has done me in Hope the customer got his pizza free. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 Heinz are selling ice cream flavoured like their sauces: https://heinztohome.co.uk/collections/heinz-creamz 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted July 18, 2020 Share Posted July 18, 2020 Just single handedly got an Airbnb flat in our building taken off the market for the forseeable future. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted July 18, 2020 Share Posted July 18, 2020 Just single handedly got an Airbnb flat in our building taken off the market for the forseeable future. Grimbo it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 18, 2020 Share Posted July 18, 2020 2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 22 minutes ago, Boostin said: Just single handedly got an Airbnb flat in our building taken off the market for the forseeable future. Grimbo it? Murdered the occupants IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted July 18, 2020 Share Posted July 18, 2020 Was tempted for both but took the political route instead and had the boy stammering his words and pausing for silences on the phone an hour ago, never though it'd feel quite so satisfying tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 18, 2020 Share Posted July 18, 2020 18 hours ago, NotThePars said: This headline has done me in I just found out today that a moped is only up to 50cc and anything above is a scooter so I hope that journalist has got his facts right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted July 18, 2020 Share Posted July 18, 2020 3 minutes ago, Boostin' Kev said: Was tempted for both but took the political route instead and had the boy stammering his words and pausing for silences on the phone an hour ago, never though it'd feel quite so satisfying tbh. Like the sound of this but I just have to check.... This isnt a Lee Wallace scenario is it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted July 18, 2020 Share Posted July 18, 2020 Got the details of the manager of the property and called him direct. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted July 18, 2020 Share Posted July 18, 2020 8 minutes ago, MixuFruit said: He's probably just asked him if he's got either planning permission or a suitable mortgage Had a bit of leverage on the manager of the property and worked it on him with a little embellishment just to make sure. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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