Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 3 minutes ago, throbber said: Rolf Harris isn’t Australia’s most motorist sexual predator True. It’s @Dee Man and his Larry. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Wonder what you planned to browse after the bookie’s site? I eat my meals on my lap in the sitting room. Depending on what the dish of the day is, i always have a piece of kitchen roll handy in case i want to change channel, send a spiteful retort to some dungbox duncan on P & B on my laptop, or answer my phone whilst eating. I understand your bib does a similar job when you're eating ?? Sorry to disappoint, however, thank you for the insightful glimpse of your own habits and thought processes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 9 minutes ago, hearthammer said: I eat my meals on my lap in the sitting room. Depending on what the dish of the day is, i always have a piece of kitchen roll handy in case i want to change channel, send a spiteful retort to some dungbox duncan on P & B on my laptop, or answer my phone whilst eating. I understand your bib does a similar job when you're eating ?? Sorry to disappoint, however, thank you for the insightful glimpse of your own habits and thought processes. I’m just jealous as I barely need more that one sheet of bog roll these days. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 25 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I’m just jealous as I barely need more that one sheet of bog roll these days. To satisfy the P & B Masseeeff, i should have just said the kitchen roll is there in case i win big from my betting on the horses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 55 minutes ago, hearthammer said: I eat my meals on my lap in the sitting room. Depending on what the dish of the day is, i always have a piece of kitchen roll handy in case i want to change channel, send a spiteful retort to some dungbox duncan on P & B on my laptop, or answer my phone whilst eating. I understand your bib does a similar job when you're eating ?? Sorry to disappoint, however, thank you for the insightful glimpse of your own habits and thought processes. Overly defensive IMO. Definite w**k rags. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 18 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Overly defensive IMO. Definite w**k rags. I refer the honourable gentleman to the second response given. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 2 hours ago, hearthammer said: I eat my meals on my lap in the sitting room. I prefer a plate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 10 minutes ago, GordonD said: I prefer a plate. Aye, soup or noodles can be a bit of a bugger 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 Throbber seems to have re-imagined a Judge Dredd classic: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 I’m going to hell but this is the funniest BBC pidgin I’ve ever seen.https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/world-50165017 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 6 minutes ago, ICTChris said: I’m going to hell but this is the funniest BBC pidgin I’ve ever seen. https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/world-50165017 That reminded me of Kenny Everett's "Rod Stewart" sketch 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 6 hours ago, Shandon Par said: I’m just jealous as I barely need more that one sheet of bog roll these days. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkmenbashi Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 4 hours ago, ICTChris said: I’m going to hell but this is the funniest BBC pidgin I’ve ever seen. https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/world-50165017 My personal favourite https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/tori-41171196.amp 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 @KnightswoodBear any idea what type this is? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 I've crumbled to my own pressure and started a separate Instagram account with only pictures of my cats. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 36 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: @KnightswoodBear any idea what type this is? I call those wee grey ones wolf spiders so that's what it is. Mind you if that's a car tyre next to it then it's a big b*****d. In which case I call it "sir". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 48 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: @KnightswoodBear any idea what type this is? It's commonly known as the elbow fish skin spider. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 My son has just found this taking down his old fence 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 Fucking hell! I thought Frodo killed that after it wrapped Sam up for dinner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 3 minutes ago, heedthebaa said: My son has just found this taking down his old fence It looks quite big but it doesn't look like it has the appropriate tools to take down a fence. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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