Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 I use Daz for my baws and Persil for my ersehole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 11 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Lady garden? Are we still talking about showering? Alone? Obligatory disgusting shower story; a mate of the wife's was visiting from out of town, and hooked up with another one of her friends while he was staying with us. After a night of (I assume) debauchery on our couch, they sloped off to the shower together, only for him to reappear a few minutes later to ask, "Karen wants me to use your massage sponge on her, is that OK?" That's probably bad enough, but I'd been using this sponge for about six months without changing it; it was almost falling apart, and the rough side had turned from brilliant white into a dingy brownish-grey. I gave him the go-ahead, knowing it was finally going straight in the bin as soon as they were done, but the image of this poor lassie being scrubbed all over with my arse bacteria horror sponge haunts me to this day. Never change BFTD. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 10 minutes ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: I use Daz for my baws and Persil for my ersehole. Must have missed that episode of Danny Baker's Daz doorstep challenge. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 3 hours ago, MixuFruit said: I've shower gelled my hair 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 21 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Lady garden? Are we still talking about showering? Alone? Obligatory disgusting shower story; a mate of the wife's was visiting from out of town, and hooked up with another one of her friends while he was staying with us. After a night of (I assume) debauchery on our couch, they sloped off to the shower together, only for him to reappear a few minutes later to ask, "Karen wants me to use your massage sponge on her, is that OK?" That's probably bad enough, but I'd been using this sponge for about six months without changing it; it was almost falling apart, and the rough side had turned from brilliant white into a dingy brownish-grey. I gave him the go-ahead, knowing it was finally going straight in the bin as soon as they were done, but the image of this poor lassie being scrubbed all over with my arse bacteria horror sponge haunts me to this day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 I'm sitting eating a Chicago Town takeaway pizza as I've got a stinking hangover off of four pint of Heineken. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 I'm sitting eating a Chicago Town takeaway pizza as I've got a stinking hangover off of four pint of Heineken. I'm the same with Strongbow if I don't take a paracetamol before bed. I had 3 last night spread over about 4 hours. Didn't take a pill and still woke up with a sore head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 @welshbairn As promised, here's the mullet that was done in the wife's salon the other day, although I have now been informed it's actually called a 'skullet'. Look at the fucking nick of it... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 3 minutes ago, Dee Man said: @welshbairn As promised, here's the mullet that was done in the wife's salon the other day, although I have now been informed it's actually called a 'skullet'. Look at the fucking nick of it... Have to say that looks quite spectacular, kudos to the boy. Couldn't be arsed with the maintenance myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duszek Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 13 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: the image of this poor lassie being scrubbed all over with my arse bacteria horror sponge haunts me to this day. Magnificent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 13 hours ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: I use Daz for my baws. Can’t say I envy poor Darren tbh. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 13 hours ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: I use Daz for my baws and Persil for my ersehole. Reported for being Omo-phobic 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 44 minutes ago, Dee Man said: @welshbairn As promised, here's the mullet that was done in the wife's salon the other day, although I have now been informed it's actually called a 'skullet'. Look at the fucking nick of it... He looks like a bloody Klingon. Twat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 2 hours ago, hearthammer said: Reported for being Omo-phobic Did you think of that when you were Surfing the net? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 12 minutes ago, GordonD said: Did you think of that when you were Surfing the net? Now you're being supercilious. Don't get in a lather over my comment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 3 hours ago, welshbairn said: Have to say that looks quite spectacular, kudos to the boy. Couldn't be arsed with the maintenance myself. Kudos? Really? An expression of vanity, even worse in a man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 1 minute ago, Bold Rover said: Kudos? Really? An expression of vanity, even worse in a man. Needing to make no effort whatsoever to appear stunningly good looking myself, I have a certain admiration for those who can be bothered to try. And it looks better than the standard Aussie mullet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 3 hours ago, Dee Man said: @welshbairn As promised, here's the mullet that was done in the wife's salon the other day, although I have now been informed it's actually called a 'skullet'. Look at the fucking nick of it... I don't understand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 7 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: I don't understand. You're not alone Bert, you're not alone. Perhaps the Best of Breed category prize money at Crufts makes it worth looking like a complete bell end. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 I always assumed the skullet was a hairstyle enforced by balding, rather than something done deliberately: Then again, I also thought this was the only man in history who ever had said hairstyle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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