Dee Man Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 21 minutes ago, welshbairn said: You want some of this stuff, sorts you out quicker than a dingo can snatch your ankle biter. Guy sat beside me in the missus' hairdressers was getting his mullet trimmed on Thursday. He was shown a picture of another mullet that was done in the salon earlier in the week and he had the cheek to say it looked stupid. He was of course spot on, but he was hardly on a position to judge. Photo of said mullet to follow if I remember to get wife to send it. It is unsurprisingly utterly hideous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 (edited) I usually use one of these when I shower Go on, say something, I dare you Edited June 6, 2020 by Bert Raccoon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 Just now, Bert Raccoon said: I usually use in of these when I shower [spoiker] Go on, say something, I dare you You don't know how to use spoilers. Or spell "spoiler". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 1 hour ago, Jarballs said: The BBC iPlayer seems to be going surprisingly sectarian in lockdown. What Michelle Visage doesn't know about the ins and outs of Scottish football isn't worth knowing. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, Mark Connolly said: You don't know how to use spoilers. Or spell "spoiler". In fairness I've been in the shower since 9am scrubbing my balls and drinking lager so an easy enough mistake to make. Thanks for the feedback though, appreciated. Edited June 6, 2020 by Bert Raccoon 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 4 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Arse first. Then generous and repeated washing of hands (shower gel of course; my favoured one is Imperial Leather Mango and Papaya). Arms (including pits), torso, legs, feet, penis, back, neck, hair, face and one last wash of the pits. That's the order. I don't believe anyone who says they only wash their boaby once per shower. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 4 hours ago, MixuFruit said: Men who distinguish between shampoo and shower gel are OFTW I don't make the rules This is a joke, yes? 4 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: My shampoo is >£5 a bottle. Granted, I don’t need a lot but I’m not wasting it on lathering up my pyabs. Thats what the Original Source Tea Tree oil flavour shower gel is for. I'm £2 for shampoo. 250ml Head and Shoulders Apple Fresh. Usually does for a month. As noted before, shower gel is Imperial Leather Mango and Papaya, £1 a bottle. 25 minutes ago, Shotgun said: I don't believe anyone who says they only wash their boaby once per shower. Unless you have a bad smegma issue, once is fine. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 2 minutes ago, MixuFruit said: I've never been more serious about anything in my life. Do we...do we fight? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 1 minute ago, MixuFruit said: It'll be slippery When wet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 32 minutes ago, Shotgun said: I don't believe anyone who says they only wash their boaby once per shower. Once for the lady garden, once for the back door and once for luck is my motto. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 This is the only shower gel you should be using. The tingling sensation on the balls is delightful. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 Just now, MONKMAN said: This is the only shower gel you should be using. The tingling sensation on the balls is delightful. That's what they should use in their adverts. What's with this 7,927 mint leaves, ffs? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 9 minutes ago, MixuFruit said: sakes you like Aerosmith? We can't be friends. Yes. Aerosmith are ace (a couple of missteps aside). But Slippery When Wet is Bon Jovi. I think you know that. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 14 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Once for the lady garden, once for the back door and once for luck is my motto. And what about when you’re having a shower? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said: And what about when you’re having a shower? That's my quiet moment when I try to remember what sex was like. Moist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 Imperial leather soap for hands and face, imperial leather shower gel and wash n go shampoo. Start at the top and work downwards. Have myself red raw with one of these bad boys 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 28 minutes ago, MONKMAN said: This is the only shower gel you should be using. The tingling sensation on the balls is delightful. The first time you feel the sensation of that on your helmet is a proper JFK moment. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 I don't know what's worse :being entrapped to rub that mint tree stuff on yer baws or sitting reading somebody saying Aerosmith are good. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 37 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Once for the lady garden, once for the back door and once for luck is my motto. Lady garden? Are we still talking about showering? Alone? Obligatory disgusting shower story; a mate of the wife's was visiting from out of town, and hooked up with another one of her friends while he was staying with us. After a night of (I assume) debauchery on our couch, they sloped off to the shower together, only for him to reappear a few minutes later to ask, "Karen wants me to use your massage sponge on her, is that OK?" That's probably bad enough, but I'd been using this sponge for about six months without changing it; it was almost falling apart, and the rough side had turned from brilliant white into a dingy brownish-grey. I gave him the go-ahead, knowing it was finally going straight in the bin as soon as they were done, but the image of this poor lassie being scrubbed all over with my arse bacteria horror sponge haunts me to this day. 17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 9 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Lady garden? Are we still talking about showering? Alone? Obligatory disgusting shower story; a mate of the wife's was visiting from out of town, and hooked up with another one of her friends while he was staying with us. After a night of (I assume) debauchery on our couch, they sloped off to the shower together, only for him to reappear a few minutes later to ask, "Karen wants me to use your massage sponge on her, is that OK?" That's probably bad enough, but I'd been using this sponge for about six months without changing it; it was almost falling apart, and the rough side had turned from brilliant white into a dingy brownish-grey. I gave him the go-ahead, knowing it was finally going straight in the bin as soon as they were done, but the image of this poor lassie being scrubbed all over with my arse bacteria horror sponge haunts me to this day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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