D.A.F.C Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 Saturday night, and I'm having a great time shredding documents. That's right - things can get pretty crazy round my gaff. Reported to the FBI 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 A while ago I posted this in the Strange Dreams thread: On 03/04/2020 at 13:15, DiegoDiego said: Last night I dreamt that there was another Trainspotting film, set between the first and second. It was called The Soap Factory. The only main cast members were Sick Boy and Spud. The eponymous factory was a semi-derelict three storey building at the south end of The Bridges which Sick Boy had conned his way into ownership of. He had divided the building into stalls and turned it into a market. His office was a small room by the entrance from which he ran various schemes, often with the unwitting help of Spud. Then Slenderman posted this: On 03/04/2020 at 13:29, Slenderman said: I does doesn't it? Some dreams I have make me wish I was a writer & could turn the ideas from them into actual stories. So I typed my dream up as a short story, 2300 words long. It's the first fiction I've written since my Standard Grade exam last century, but a couple of my friends said they really enjoyed it, so hopefully it will be a worthwhile ten minutes for a few P&Bers on a Sunday afternoon. The Soap Factory.pdf 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 This was posted on my scheme’s Facebook nosey neighbours page. I’m more concerned about the appalling punctuation and spelling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 7 minutes ago, mathematics said: This was posted on my scheme’s Facebook nosey neighbours page. I’m more concerned about the appalling punctuation and spelling. Clearly a fellow Dee, finishing her post like that. Thank you. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 23 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: A while ago I posted this in the Strange Dreams thread: Then Slenderman posted this: So I typed my dream up as a short story, 2300 words long. It's the first fiction I've written since my Standard Grade exam last century, but a couple of my friends said they really enjoyed it, so hopefully it will be a worthwhile ten minutes for a few P&Bers on a Sunday afternoon. The Soap Factory.pdf 87.31 kB · 2 downloads Brilliant stuff. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 25 minutes ago, mathematics said: This was posted on my scheme’s Facebook nosey neighbours page. I’m more concerned about the appalling punctuation and spelling. I look forward to the crime watch reconstruction. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 (edited) Pretty bad robber if the only loot he got was the tip of somebody's finger. That, I imagine, is not a market rife with buyers. Edited May 31, 2020 by Mr. Alli 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 1 hour ago, mathematics said: This was posted on my scheme’s Facebook nosey neighbours page. I’m more concerned about the appalling punctuation and spelling. How does the finger look on your fire place? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 (edited) 6 minutes ago, johnnydun said: How does the finger look on your fire place? Eh, Mrs Mathematics and I clearly had it last night with some fava beans and a whisky. Edited May 31, 2020 by mathematics 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 Gangs of killer cows in Yorkshire. BE A WEAR x https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-52869060 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 4 hours ago, DiegoDiego said: A while ago I posted this in the Strange Dreams thread: Then Slenderman posted this: So I typed my dream up as a short story, 2300 words long. It's the first fiction I've written since my Standard Grade exam last century, but a couple of my friends said they really enjoyed it, so hopefully it will be a worthwhile ten minutes for a few P&Bers on a Sunday afternoon. The Soap Factory.pdf 87.31 kB · 5 downloads Excellent! One tiny piece of criticism - we switched to decimal currency in 1971 so if the lease was renewed ten years before that it would have been for £529 3/5d. Really enjoyed it though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 12 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Gangs of killer cows in Yorkshire. BE A WEAR x https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-52869060 Cows will charge at people if they've got young calves, doesn't go into details though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 Cows should just grow up. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 29 minutes ago, bennett said: Cows will charge at people if they've got young calves, doesn't go into details though. Serves people right for taking their own young calves into a field of cows. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 19 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Cows should just grow up. The old boy tried to offer them fake grass so was basically asking to be crushed to death. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 28 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Cows should just grow up. I remember I was attacked and killed by a cow when I was younger but as I got older I realised it was just doing it's job. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 Bullying from the clique. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 1 minute ago, bennett said: Bullying from the clique. You should utilise the report function if you feel you are a victim of justifiable mocking online bullying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 5 minutes ago, Dee Man said: You should utilise the report function if you feel you are a victim of justifiable mocking online bullying. Do you not find it a bit sad that you're ganging up on someone online? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 4 minutes ago, bennett said: Do you not find it a bit sad that you're ganging up on someone online? I'm agreeing with someone else and having a laugh at your expense for what I perceive to be a ludicrous viewpoint. This happens across the real world on a daily basis. I have been teased on numerous occasions about my viewpoints by people I know and have returned the favour multiple times. If you can't handle it then you should probably stop saying stupid shit. Or report it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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