Granny Danger Posted May 12, 2020 Share Posted May 12, 2020 56 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Warplanes sent to Fife: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-52631705 Not before time. I hope they leave St Andrews and the East Neuk though; strafe the rest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted May 12, 2020 Share Posted May 12, 2020 1 hour ago, Granny Danger said: Not before time. I hope they leave St Andrews and the East Neuk though; strafe the rest. I'll be issuing a statement shortly in response to this on behalf of the residents of Wormit, Newport and Tayport. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 12, 2020 Share Posted May 12, 2020 1 minute ago, Zetterlund said: I'll be issuing a statement shortly in response to this on behalf of the residents of Wormit, Newport and Tayport. Actually I’ve got a couple of jobs coming up in these areas. They can get a reprieve. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted May 12, 2020 Share Posted May 12, 2020 Following on from getting Jeffrey Dahmer as a lead I get this, I must be cursed 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 12, 2020 Share Posted May 12, 2020 9 minutes ago, Raidernation said: Following on from getting Jeffrey Dahmer as a lead I get this, I must be cursed I would've trusted Dahmer as a babysitter more than I would Levein. The sinister looking c**t that he is. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted May 12, 2020 Share Posted May 12, 2020 Can't let this slide, as it has to be one of weakest attacks on someone who's become successful.So you can't have political views or principles unless you live on the poverty line and give away all your money?Billy bragg has been a consistent good guy since making his name. He's also bought himself a nice house. So fucking what? If he was tax avoiding then it would be different. There's probably very little morrissey could do or say now that you wouldn't find a way to defend, with some amusing mental gymnastics. The Bard of Barking has always been one of the good guys. He played for free at Durham Miners' Gala a couple of years back, and do you know what? He didn't demand everybody within five miles turned fucking vegan. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted May 12, 2020 Share Posted May 12, 2020 4 hours ago, Granny Danger said: Not before time. I hope they leave St Andrews and the East Neuk though; strafe the rest. They won’t touch methil or buckhaven. They already look like they have been hit. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted May 12, 2020 Share Posted May 12, 2020 23 hours ago, pandarilla said: Can't let this slide, as it has to be one of weakest attacks on someone who's become successful. So you can't have political views or principles unless you live on the poverty line and give away all your money? Billy bragg has been a consistent good guy since making his name. He's also bought himself a nice house. So fucking what? If he was tax avoiding then it would be different. There's probably very little morrissey could do or say now that you wouldn't find a way to defend, with some amusing mental gymnastics. Calm down Tian Tian. FFS. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 12, 2020 Share Posted May 12, 2020 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted May 12, 2020 Share Posted May 12, 2020 3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Fucking hard neck, slagging anybodies trousers. IMO. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted May 12, 2020 Share Posted May 12, 2020 13 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: So....Many....Questions.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted May 12, 2020 Share Posted May 12, 2020 2 hours ago, WhiteRoseKillie said: The Bard of Barking has always been one of the good guys. He played for free at Durham Miners' Gala a couple of years back, and do you know what? He didn't demand everybody within five miles turned fucking vegan. Then all the Durham mining towns voted Conservative. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 12, 2020 Share Posted May 12, 2020 1 minute ago, Bold Rover said: Then all the Durham mining towns voted Conservative. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 Just done a pish that really smelt like cottage pie. There used to a time that I seriously thought I had diabetes because my pish was always a really fragrant, sweet smell, almost like the scent of Sugar Puffs or popcorn. I sometimes fart the exact smell of perming lotion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddiemunster Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 4 hours ago, carpetmonster said: I sometimes fart the exact smell of perming lotion. I know I've had a heavy night on the booze when I do a shite the next day that smells exactly like Southern Comfort. I've not drank Southern Comfort since the early 90s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 10 hours ago, Gerald Elbowdent said: Just done a pish that really smelt like cottage pie. There used to a time that I seriously thought I had diabetes because my pish was always a really fragrant, sweet smell, almost like the scent of Sugar Puffs or popcorn. Aparagus does the Sugar Puffs thing to you. Cottage pie has me stumped though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 7 hours ago, carpetmonster said: I sometimes fart the exact smell of perming lotion. I know I'm asking for it but here goes: how do you know the smell of perming lotion? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 15 hours ago, Raidernation said: Following on from getting Jeffrey Dahmer as a lead I get this, I must be cursed There are numerous reasons to hate the former Scotland manager but I will grant him that he could probably spell his own name. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 Five O have blocked off both sides of the Parliament from the bottom of the Mile to the park. Said to me they were dealing with an incident just now. Told them they'd have another to take care of if they didn't let me through, problem solved. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 1 minute ago, Boostin' Kev said: Five O have blocked off both sides of the Parliament from the bottom of the Mile to the park. Said to me they were dealing with an incident just now. Told them they'd have another to take care of if they didn't let me through, problem solved. This is an incredible post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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