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For the last week I've had to apply a gel to my eye 5 times a day due to an ulcer on said eye.
Finished that yesterday but today had to start applying two steroid drops 3 times a day, and will need to do so for a week.
I feel a sudden empathy with porn stars.
Wid not.
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9 hours ago, Zen Archer Esq. said:

I think you may have spilled some steroids on your nethers.

Stop spying on me. Also where did you get such a big ladder?

8 hours ago, Bold Rover said:

^^^Herpes.

Feels different.

2 hours ago, Moomintroll said:
9 hours ago, DA Baracus said:
For the last week I've had to apply a gel to my eye 5 times a day due to an ulcer on said eye.
Finished that yesterday but today had to start applying two steroid drops 3 times a day, and will need to do so for a week.
I feel a sudden empathy with porn stars.

Wid not.

Hurtful.

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4 hours ago, Moomintroll said:
12 hours ago, DA Baracus said:
For the last week I've had to apply a gel to my eye 5 times a day due to an ulcer on said eye.
Finished that yesterday but today had to start applying two steroid drops 3 times a day, and will need to do so for a week.
I feel a sudden empathy with porn stars.

Wid not.

 

2 hours ago, DA Baracus said:

 

Hurtful.

More hurtful if he wid...

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12 hours ago, Dele said:

I'm going through a phase of having Bunsters crispy onions on everything. I've just made a bacon roll since I'm just in from work and it's a guggit combination. 

But bacon and onion goes well. :huh:

Are those the ones that look like the bits you pick off the soles of your feet?

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My crohn's disease seems to have a cracking sense of timing as I'm in some real bother right now, at a time when hospitals are a no-go area.

I've been really bad since December but i can't even absorb water properly anymore, let alone any other liquid (and certainly not any food).

I get roughly 2000 calories overnight from an iv line but normally i can eat wee bits and drink reasonably on top. But that's went downhill quickly in recent weeks.

I'm starting to get a wee bit scared here, as at some point I'll clearly need to be admitted.

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On 02/04/2020 at 17:02, pandarilla said:

My crohn's disease seems to have a cracking sense of timing as I'm in some real bother right now, at a time when hospitals are a no-go area.

I've been really bad since December but i can't even absorb water properly anymore, let alone any other liquid (and certainly not any food).

I get roughly 2000 calories overnight from an iv line but normally i can eat wee bits and drink reasonably on top. But that's went downhill quickly in recent weeks.

I'm starting to get a wee bit scared here, as at some point I'll clearly need to be admitted.

It's only elective or easily postponed without much harm procedures they'll be putting a lid on, if you need a bed and treatment you'll get it, and well away from the cougher wards. I'd get a phone appointment with your doctor if I was you, find out the score. He might even get you in before the rush!*

*which hopefully won't happen..

 

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Edward G Robinson was a very genteel, refined man who collected Art, Books & spoke 7 languages, he also hated guns.

His eyelids had to be 'taped' open when he was filmed  firing guns in his gangster movies to prevent them from blinking/flinching.

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It's only elective or easily postponed without much harm procedures they'll be putting a lid on, if you need a bed and treatment you'll get it, and well away from the cougher wards. I'd get a phone appointment with your doctor if I was you, find out the score. He might even get you in before the rush!*
*which hopefully won't happen..
 
Cheers chief.

I've had a decent couple of days since the scary Wednesday night.

Football manager allows me to pass hours without thinking about food or drink. It's when i try and help out with the kids or with the housework that it's so hard to resist. I'm only sipping water right now - everything else is off limits and that's insane, and be far the worst I've ever had it.

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Got to feel a tad sorry for the guys working maintenance for Hillcrest Housing. If you're a painter you're furloughed. Not if you're a Sparky or plumber though. 

If you're a cleaner you're working unless you can't drive then you're furloughed. 

It makes sense but it's absolutely shite for the guys having to go in. 

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6 minutes ago, tamthebam said:

I learned today that the patron saint of Bulgaria is also the patron saint of pie makers.

Saint Wallace?

 

 

 

In fairness people outside Dundee won’t get that.

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