19QOS19 Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 I can't stand Ricky Gervais. He has always stuck me of as a bully who would pick on the disabled kid at school. His Golden Globes shite has always been hypocritical as f**k to me. How can someone go on about celebrities being too preachy, when he himself constantly talks about his Atheism and Political shit constantly. He was funny back when The Office was around nearly 20 years ago. It is like he has aged backwards into an insufferable edgelord who will say any stupid thing only if it stops them from being PC.He makes no secret that he's minted and lives a comfortable life. He has a go at the celebrities who think they have real problems when they are infact so detached from reality it's frightening and their "problems" are nothing compared the normal people in the world. He absolutely nailed it at the Golden Globes. He doesn't say stupid things or particularly edgy things IMO and I don't think he isn't non-PC, he just says things that upset the celeb culture conformity. Pish like #BeKind being an example of the fake nonsense. Look at any supermarket just now and you see humans for what we really are tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Left the house to put some recycling out last night. Ate a couple of peanuts on the way out the door and en-route to the bins started chocking on a peanut crumb. This turned into a full-on coughing, choking situation. Life flashed before my eyes, thinking I was going to die on the street on my hands and knees as some old bat tut-tuts at me as I spluttered my last breath. Didn’t die obvz. Still feeling a bit shell-shocked? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 9 hours ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: In 45 minutes I'm gonna time travel, who's with me? 1.21 Gigawatts!!?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 Isn't that the #beast from the CBBC art show? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 11 hours ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: In 45 minutes I'm gonna time travel, who's with me? Did you go forward in time thousands of years like that bloke in the HG Wells novel? In which case had Dundee won the Scottish Cup? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 Just now, tamthebam said: Did you go forward in time thousands of years like that bloke in the HG Wells novel? In which case had Dundee won the Scottish Cup? Yes and no. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 Saw a bloke nearly choking to death at the recycling bin last night. Would have given him the Heimlich manoeuvre but that would have meant getting within 2m so wasn't able. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 20 year old tent. Seems to be alright.Wouldnt mind getting a bigger tent however.Grass cut also.Weeding to be done tomorrow if it stays dry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 Saw a bloke nearly choking to death at the recycling bin last night. Would have given him the Heimlich manoeuvre but that would have meant getting within 2m so wasn't able.If he died he would identifiable by his footwear. "Mrs par, would you like us to lift the cover so you can see his face??". "Nope, that's definitely him, I can recognise those crocodile skin loafers anywhere" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 Somebody deserves a gold medal for this. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Sitting here listening to my wife timing my stepdaughter's contractions over the phone! Edge of the seat stuff! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Is Jack listening too? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 1 hour ago, Jacksgranda said: Sitting here listening to my wife timing my stepdaughter's contractions over the phone! Edge of the seat stuff! That's her away to maternity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 5 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: That's her away to maternity. Wasn't that a Burt Lancaster film? 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Howlin' at GordonD's avatar. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 5 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: That's her away to maternity. My sister's got a new grandson whose family lives round the corner, she goes round everyday to have a peek over the garden fence and give a wee wave. I think her daughter and son-in-law see the virus as a bit of a blessing. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 For the last week I've had to apply a gel to my eye 5 times a day due to an ulcer on said eye. Finished that yesterday but today had to start applying two steroid drops 3 times a day, and will need to do so for a week. I feel a sudden empathy with porn stars. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 I'm going through a phase of having Bunsters crispy onions on everything. I've just made a bacon roll since I'm just in from work and it's a guggit combination. But bacon and onion goes well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 25 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: I feel a sudden empathy with porn stars. I think you may have spilled some steroids on your nethers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 1 hour ago, DA Baracus said: For the last week I've had to apply a gel to my eye 5 times a day due to an ulcer on said eye. I feel a sudden empathy with porn stars.f ^^^Herpes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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