D.A.F.C Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 Not seen this for a while 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 Trying to improve my diet a bit and eating a lot more fruit than usual, replaying chocolate and pastries as my usual snack. Been doing it the last few weeks and generally feeling good, but noticed the last few days that I am farting a hell of a lot more than usual and I can only attribute it to the extra fruit. Hope to f**k this calms down or I'll need to go back to my old ways.Fruit is higher in fibre than chocolate and pastries so that could be causing it. Maybe it’ll ease as you get more used to it, I eat a fair amount of fruit, usually 2-3apples a day, but have never noticed this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 3 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Fruit is higher in fibre than chocolate and pastries so that could be causing it. Maybe it’ll ease as you get more used to it, I eat a fair amount of fruit, usually 2-3apples a day, but have never noticed this. Yeah, I'm hoping that's the case! Gone from an apple and a banana most days to 2/3 of each and an orange or a couple of tangerines so it's a fair increase. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 54 minutes ago, Romeo said: A snipet here from this article on puppy farms https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2020/jan/30/rspca-urges-caution-over-buying-puppies-online-after-spate-of-deaths "Isabel Winters, who lives in Brighton, bought the last of four labrador puppies advertised by the same breeder on Gumtree. It fell ill within a few days before dying in a veterinary hospital due parvovirus. “The whole thing is clearly a scam,” she said. “I bought it from Gumtree and thought it was with a pedigree breeder. I thought it was ok.” Winters’ purchase was a present for her son. “My son’s 14th birthday was coming up. He lost his father when he was nine, so this was a big thing for my son, to have a puppy. It was going to be a Christmas present and birthday present all rolled into one.” Give me fucking strength just as well it wasn't a parrot really... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 Morning after drinking Jack Daniels shits are utterly stinking and amongst the most foul smells imaginable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 Morning after drinking Jack Daniels shits are utterly stinking and amongst the most foul smells imaginable. Can raise you a tennents/red wine/grappa combo that really wasnt great either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 What's even worse is now my sphinxter feels like it's throbbing like an over-worked porn star's. Never. Again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 What's even worse is now my sphinxter feels like it's throbbing like an over-worked porn star's. Never. Again.I feel it's my time to bow out of this game of anal oneupmanship 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 2 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: What's even worse is now my sphinxter feels like it's throbbing like an over-worked porn star's. Never. Again. It's when it stops working you need to worry. (No, not personal experience) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 An Egyptian porn star? What's even worse is now my sphinxter feels like it's throbbing like an over-worked porn star's. Never. Again. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: 1 hour ago, Stellaboz said: Morning after drinking Jack Daniels shits are utterly stinking and amongst the most foul smells imaginable. Can raise you a tennents/red wine/grappa combo that really wasnt great either. Was out for a few drinks and a meal with couple of work colleagues last night and you popped into my head as I enjoyed a few pints of Heverlee. Really lovely drop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 1 minute ago, Rugster said: Was out for a few drinks and a meal with couple of work colleagues last night and you popped into my head as I enjoyed a few pints of Heverlee. Really lovely drop. It really is. Deceptively strong also. Sleverlee after about 4 of them 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 2 hours ago, Bairnardo said: 2 hours ago, Stellaboz said: Morning after drinking Jack Daniels shits are utterly stinking and amongst the most foul smells imaginable. Can raise you a tennents/red wine/grappa combo that really wasnt great either. Do your friends in the Seaside League forum know you go around drinking red wine and grappa? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 1 hour ago, Stellaboz said: What's even worse is now my sphinxter feels like it's throbbing like an over-worked porn star's. Never. Again. Drinking distilled Yankee coyote piss compared to fine Scottish products such as Laphroaig and Highland Park eh? Serves you right if you're gassed by your own farts! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 1 hour ago, Stellaboz said: What's even worse is now my sphinxter feels like it's throbbing like an over-worked porn star's. Never. Again. What is the creature that walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three in the evening, before shitting itself? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 19 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: What is the creature that walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three in the evening, before shitting itself? No idea, but I'm too scared to go to the toilet. Going to hold until it's really, really necessary and take a block of wood to bite on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 The sweary Dundonian Facebook star with the afro was behind me in the chippy queue tonight. Lovely guy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Derry Alli Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 1 hour ago, Angusfifer said: The sweary Dundonian Facebook star with the afro was behind me in the chippy queue tonight. Lovely guy Who is this? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charon Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 6 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: What is the creature that walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three in the evening, before shitting itself? Man ? Baby, adult, OAP with a stick, then death? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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