tamthebam Posted December 9, 2019 Share Posted December 9, 2019 1 hour ago, DiegoDiego said: Magnus Carlsen, the greatest chess player of all time, is up to second (out of about seven million) in Fantasy Premier League. he should stick to reading pawn mags and bashing his bishop and give the others a chance. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 9, 2019 Share Posted December 9, 2019 28 minutes ago, tamthebam said: he should stick to reading pawn mags and bashing his bishop and give the others a chance. But he wouldn't do it every knight. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 Pringles are pretty shite but these 'Honey glazed ham' flavour ones are lovely. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 12 hours ago, Tynierose said: 55mph wind, lashing rain, just passed some dweeb out jogging. Have a day off ffs. Marcothoner, probably. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 I think I’ve just found Philpy’s new bed apparel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 On 10/12/2019 at 09:28, Moomintroll said: On 10/12/2019 at 09:15, Tynierose said: 55mph wind, lashing rain, just passed some dweeb out jogging. Have a day off ffs. You seem to be quite grumpy on this fair morn, can I goad you into an undeserved banhammering for some unlucky individual? It could be you... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 It could be you...I do fit the criteria. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 (edited) Started watching 'The Summit', which is basically the K2 equivalent of Touching the Void. Starting with an introduction of the Dutch mountaineering team preparing to climb a mountain more dangerous than Everest, one can't help but feel that they're going to be featuring pretty heavily throughout this. Reminds me of the Casualty episodes that start off with some kid playing with fire or traffic. Edited December 11, 2019 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 15 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Starting with an introduction of the Dutch mountaineering team That reminds me of the Jamaican bobsleigh team. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 Mrs pointed out to me a bit of our bed was broken underneath. It’s one of those beds that lifts up on gas struts so you can store stuff under it. The fucking thing just snapped shut on my head and wrist there like a big metal crocodile. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 6 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Mrs pointed out to me a bit of our bed was broken underneath. It’s one of those beds that lifts up on gas struts so you can store stuff under it. The fucking thing just snapped shut on my head and wrist there like a big metal crocodile. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 13 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Mrs pointed out to me a bit of our bed was broken underneath 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 31 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Mrs pointed out to me a bit of our bed was broken underneath. It’s one of those beds that lifts up on gas struts so you can store stuff under it. The fucking thing just snapped shut on my head and wrist there like a big metal crocodile. Is this you getting your excuses in prior to getting the usual Yuletide domestic battering? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 Mrs pointed out to me a bit of our bed was broken underneath. It’s one of those beds that lifts up on gas struts so you can store stuff under it. The fucking thing just snapped shut on my head and wrist there like a big metal crocodile.Scene from Granton Star Cause played out shortly thereafter IMO 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Mrs pointed out to me a bit of our bed was broken underneath. It’s one of those beds that lifts up on gas struts so you can store stuff under it. The fucking thing just snapped shut on my head and wrist there like a big metal crocodile. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 3 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Mrs pointed out to me a bit of our bed was broken underneath.. Ffs @Bairnardo take it easy with her will you 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 4 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Mrs pointed out to me a bit of our bed was broken underneath. It’s one of those beds that lifts up on gas struts so I can store my porn mags under it. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 6 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Mrs pointed out to me a bit of our bed was broken underneath. It’s one of those beds that lifts up on gas struts so you can store stuff under it. The fucking thing just snapped shut on my head and wrist there like a big metal crocodile. The missus was planning a Shannon Matthews type scam if you ask me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 Mrs pointed out to me a bit of our bed was broken underneath. It’s one of those beds that lifts up on gas struts so you can store stuff under it. The fucking thing just snapped shut on my head and wrist there like a big metal crocodile.How did you get out of this crocodile trap? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 I reckon this is another attempt by Mrs Par to get rid off Shandon and claim the life insurance that was mysteriously tripled last week. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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