GordonD Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 2 hours ago, ICTChris said: The last Prime Minister of the UK to be assassinated was Spencer Percival. he was shot in the Commons on 11th May 1812 and died that night. On the 12th of May an inquest was held in a local pub which declared the crime murder. Percival was buried on May 16th. The murderer, John Bellingham, was apprehended at the scene. He was tried on May 15th, found guilty and hanged on May 18th. The whole thing was done in a week. Get the early 19th century to sort out Brexit. Actually the only one. At the time of writing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: This probably explains the absence from the forum of a few posters: https://metro.co.uk/2019/12/06/four-rapists-shot-dead-police-taking-scene-sex-attack-11280658/?ico=pushly-notifcation-small&utm_source=pushly Waffenthinchapati 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 18 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Waffenthinchapati Banana chutney. Aloo Gunther Masala. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 Just seen a guy go for the full on, one finger on the nostril and clear the other one all over the street/his clothes as he crossed Waterloo St. Filthy c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 David Brazil Who is this gammony lobsterchops ?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 34 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Who is this gammony lobsterchops ?? David Brazil. HTH 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 David Brazil. HTHAh, shite.....I was thinking it would be Bairnardo / Concrete Professor/ Vicky the Viking that would do the sparkling repartee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 Fucks this got to do with me?Ah, shite.....I was thinking it would be Bairnardo / Concrete Professor/ Vicky the Viking that would do the sparkling repartee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 17 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Ah, shite.....I was thinking it would be Bairnardo / Concrete Professor/ Vicky the Viking that would do the sparkling repartee. I’m busy washing my hair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 On 05/12/2019 at 14:08, ICTChris said: Did the guy who rated pies on here not get hounded for posting salivating posts about 16 year old lassies working in pie stalls? I’d just like to confirm that this is not me. thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 Fucks this got to do with me?Nothing whatsoever. Do not be alarmed. [emoji41] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I’m busy washing my hair. That won't take long. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I’m busy washing my hair. 2 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: That won't take long. Not if you don't count the search time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 Not if you don't count the search time.And having to do them one at a time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 3 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: That won't take long. 37 minutes ago, welshbairn said: 1 hour ago, GordonD said: Not if you don't count the search time. And having to do them one at a time. What’s them? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: What’s them? Hairs. The plural becomes more appropriate with individual strands spread about, rather than a thatch. P.S. Tempted to ask for piece rate at the Barber's myself. Edited December 7, 2019 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 Seeing Willie Rennie dance to a GBX version of All I Want For Christmas at the Glasgow Santa Dash definitely goes down as the most surreal moment of my year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 Willie Rennie gives me the fear. He reminds me of an old boss, who was superficially cheery and full of banter, but every now and then the mask would slip, and you'd see that he was actually an intense maniac holding himself back from chewing the skin right off your face. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalkirkBairn93 Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 Willie Rennie gives me the fear. He reminds me of an old boss, who was superficially cheery and full of banter, but every now and then the mask would slip, and you'd see that he was actually an intense maniac holding himself back from chewing the skin right off your face.Looks like the kind of guy that would offer square go’s outside of a pub having a fag 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted December 9, 2019 Share Posted December 9, 2019 Magnus Carlsen, the greatest chess player of all time, is up to second (out of about seven million) in Fantasy Premier League. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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