Derry Alli Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 37 minutes ago, Dee Man said: I've got know idea who this Phil guy is but I think I like him. Great c**t. Told this story before (I think) they played Fatties and I ended up 'backstage' with them and he was being held up by two folk and just started screaming "Where's the fucking Dundees?!" We're basically best mates. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 On 21/11/2019 at 22:27, Dele said: Mars/Maltesers were running a sort of in house competition as they're bringing out a new biscuit. The wanted a name for it and the winner would receive a cash prize and a certain amount of the new biscuits for free. Anyway, there was a boy at work who was sending in names and he found out last night that the name they have chosen is : Maltesers Biscuit. He's not happy. Colleague was saying she didn't get why people go on forums so I showed her this ^ post as an example of the genius of P&B. She replied "her profile pic is putting me off cos I don't actually think that's her". Dele you've been rumbled son. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 21 minutes ago, Margaret Thatcher said: Colleague was saying she didn't get why people go on forums so I showed her this ^ post as an example of the genius of P&B. She replied "her profile pic is putting me off cos I don't actually think that's her". Dele you've been rumbled son. Early tomorrow I'll put up a picture of the finished design and you can show her. I'll also include a photo of my (Rebecca's) tits as proof. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muzza81 Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 4 hours ago, Shotgun said: Early '80s. While 3pm was the usual kick off time, local derbies were often played earlier, so your assessment isn't far off. You’re excused. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 3 hours ago, ICTChris said: A year this week. Coward -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-50573069 Apple bows to pressure on Crimea. Does anyone use Apple Maps? The Altavista of online maps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 I've got know idea who this Phil guy is but I think I like him. So do you no him or knot? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Muzza81 said: You’re excused. Aaaaaaaaaaaaand relax. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-50573069 Apple bows to pressure on Crimea. Does anyone use Apple Maps? The Altavista of online maps.I'm with Russia on this. Maps should reflect reality, not wishful thinking. Like it or not Crimea is part of Russia now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 Nothing triggers British yer da types more than saying“Happy holidays”. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 23 hours ago, Dele said: If anybody is at a loose end on Friday night and fancies a wee night out at the o2 Carling in Glasgow, I've got two tickets for Shed Seven going to waste. I'm not wanting anything for them now I'd just rather they never just went in the bin. If anyone can get the use of them give is a PM and I'll get them sent out to you tonight. ^^ said I had shite taste in music. Here, get a life. Thursday before work, pick up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 5 minutes ago, SlipperyP said: ^^ said I had shite taste in music. A fact you just backed up by posting that nonsense. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Dele said: A fact you just backed up by posting that nonsense. Thank you. Knew you were an early riser. Here have a listen this...If you want any more just PM me, we can become music friends. Edited November 28, 2019 by SlipperyP 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 11 hours ago, NJ2 said: So do you no him or knot? If this is a rope or lace related pun then I don't get it I'm afraid. (I'm a frayed knot lol) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 24 minutes ago, Dee Man said: If this is a rope or lace related pun then I don't get it I'm afraid. (I'm a frayed knot lol) I think he is pulling your string, mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 12 hours ago, NJ2 said: So do you no him or knot? He's not shoer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 1 hour ago, SlipperyP said: I think he is pulling your string, mate. ^^^Unravelling day by day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 7 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: ^^^Unravelling day by day. ^^^ sShate is pants, when the big boys came to play @Bigmouth Strikes Again. I love puns. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 no tie on today 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 44 minutes ago, Adam101 said: no tie on today 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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