Cerberus Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 17 minutes ago, supermik said: Wife just left the room to let one of the Pugs out the back for a pee. Perfect time for me to let rip. She came back in too soon so the poor, sleeping Frenchie got the blame! Has all that milk given you gas? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 23 minutes ago, supermik said: Wife just left the room to let one of the Pugs out the back for a pee. Perfect time for me to let rip. She came back in too soon so the poor, sleeping Frenchie got the blame! Your Gallic made? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 3 minutes ago, Cerberus said: Has all that milk given you gas? Only drink UHT milk in tea. Have never drunk normal milk since I was about 10. People need to get with the program. Somebody accused me of carrying fridges and now I am a milk drinker! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 4 minutes ago, supermik said: Only drink UHT milk in tea. You'd better get going, actually. Milk gets sour. Unless it's UHT. But there's no demand for that, because it's shite. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 2 minutes ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: You'd better get going, actually. Milk gets sour. Unless it's UHT. But there's no demand for that, because it's shite. Works great for the wife with her ulcerative colitis. Since we started on that her flare ups have been massively reduced. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 (edited) Mars/Maltesers were running a sort of in house competition as they're bringing out a new biscuit. The wanted a name for it and the winner would receive a cash prize and a certain amount of the new biscuits for free. Anyway, there was a boy at work who was sending in names and he found out last night that the name they have chosen is : Maltesers Biscuit. He's not happy. Edited November 21, 2019 by Dele 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 5 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said: https://www.theguardian.com/music/2019/nov/21/take-a-look-at-me-now-baby-jesus-statue-resembles-phil-collins?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other Well he was in Genesis. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 6 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said: https://www.theguardian.com/music/2019/nov/21/take-a-look-at-me-now-baby-jesus-statue-resembles-phil-collins?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieKTID Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 Wife just left the room to let one of the Pugs out the back for a pee. Perfect time for me to let rip. She came back in too soon so the poor, sleeping Frenchie got the blame! [emoji41] Haha brilliant, i work as a dog walker and have been walking this little dude for 6 years his farts could clear a room. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 4 minutes ago, stevieKTID said: Haha brilliant, i work as a dog walker and have been walking this little dude for 6 years his farts could clear a room. Dog cycling more like. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieKTID Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 Dog cycling more like. He had an operation on his spine last year so has trouble walking, i cycle him to a nice green space and let him stagger and fart about. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 https://www.grimsbytelegraph.co.uk/news/grimsby-news/woman-starved-sex-ends-three-3557579Breaking news!How in the name of f**k is this deemed newsworthy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 3 hours ago, Swarley said: 22 hours ago, ICTChris said: https://www.grimsbytelegraph.co.uk/news/grimsby-news/woman-starved-sex-ends-three-3557579 Breaking news! How in the name of f**k is this deemed newsworthy and what’s her @ FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 4 hours ago, Swarley said: 23 hours ago, ICTChris said: https://www.grimsbytelegraph.co.uk/news/grimsby-news/woman-starved-sex-ends-three-3557579 Breaking news! How in the name of f**k is this deemed newsworthy? She probably pumped the reporter at their office or his house. I liked the bit about the wife being mistrustful when the husband is shagging about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 The topic? Milne leaving Aberdeen and McInnes might follow suit. The reply: 41 minutes ago, kingjoey said: I didn’t say that we wouldn’t survive, just that it’s not good news. If Messi left Barcelona, they would survive, but it wouldn’t be good news. Derek McInnes managing Aberdeen is apparently equal to what Lionel Messi is to playing for Barcelona. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingjoey Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 42 minutes ago, Dele said: The topic? Milne leaving Aberdeen and McInnes might follow suit. The reply: Derek McInnes managing Aberdeen is apparently equal to what Lionel Messi is to playing for Barcelona. Absolutely. You disagree? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 Absolutely. You disagree?Hahahaha you're at it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 Sleep tight and don’t have nightmares, sweet princes: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 3 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Sleep tight and don’t have nightmares, sweet princes: You're going to end up like Oscar Pistorius. Pray for Mrs SP 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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