Boghead ranter Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 1 hour ago, Cerberus said: Tanning salons, takeout places, bookies and convince stores are where the people like to shop in the high street. I don;t believe you yet. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 I've got a 100% success rate. Every time I crack an egg into a frying pan. It always lands sunny side up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 I've got a 100% success rate. Every time I crack a dog with a frying pan. It always lands in the river.FTFY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 African spider maybe, but not a European spider. But then of course African spiders are not migratory, so maybe he fell into a Daz box.You didn't mention it was a foreign spider. This changes everything. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muzza81 Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 There’s a woman on the “Fare Dodgers” show that is one of the biggest c***s I’ve ever seen on TV. Find myself rooting for the dare dodging scumballs over her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 There’s a woman on the “Fare Dodgers” show that is one of the biggest c***s I’ve ever seen on TV. Find myself rooting for the dare dodging scumballs over her. I started watching that just after a documentary about John Demianuk being tried for crimes against humanity in the Concentration camp at Triblinka 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 11 hours ago, SlipperyP said: I've got a 100% success rate. Every time I crack an egg into a frying pan. It always lands sunny side up. I'm betting that's because you always crack the outside first. Anyway, the only time I have 100% success rates for cracking eggs without breaking the yolk is when I'm about to scramble them. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 Just now, Shotgun said: I'm betting that's because you always crack the outside first. Anyway, the only time I have 100% success rates for cracking eggs without breaking the yolk is when I'm about to scramble them. You're probably just cracking them the wrong way around. Easy mistake to make. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 I started watching that just after a documentary about John Demianuk being tried for crimes against humanity in the Concentration camp at Triblinka Sat down to watch something whiles eating, stumbled across this and that was my night sorted, watched the whole thing its brilliant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 49 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: You're probably just cracking them the wrong way around. Easy mistake to make. I've always stood upright, just like most people. I'll experiment and get back to you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 I killed an owl tonight. I'm devastated. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 2 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: I killed an owl tonight. I'm devastated. if it was as a result of a traffic accident then sad but sometimes unavoidable. if you strangled it with your bare hands then you're one for the watching. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 2 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: I killed an owl tonight. I'm devastated. You silly toowit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 2 hours ago, topcat(The most tip top) said: I started watching that just after a documentary about John Demianuk being tried for crimes against humanity in the Concentration camp at Triblinka The wife put that on over the weekend. Netflix don't half drag the arse out of stories that could comfortably be told in an hour. I guess six/eight/twelve-hour documentaries make for cheap content to pad out the library. 1 hour ago, 19QOS19 said: I killed an owl tonight. I'm devastated. Mmm...I still prefer Katy Perry's version of the song. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 1 hour ago, 19QOS19 said: I killed an owl tonight. I'm devastated. I did the same in my lorry a few years ago on the A90 around Brechin. The thing was massive and had a wingspan about the width of my windscreen. I was gutted too. As owls are protected species you should do as I did and immediately hand yourself into the police. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 I did the same in my lorry a few years ago on the A90 around Brechin. The thing was massive and had a wingspan about the width of my windscreen. I was gutted too. As owls are protected species you should do as I did and immediately hand yourself into the police. Goading the Police eh. Bold. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 Imaging getting deported to Australia for running over an owl. Bit of a minter. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 I killed an owl tonight. I'm devastated. Owls are shit and stupid as f**k to get killed by traffic. They are, as a species, OFTW 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 28 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Imaging getting deported to Australia for running over an owl. Bit of a minter. Not deported. I heard the owl's family had found out where I lived so I had to change my identity and flee the country. Get your facts straight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 Owls are shit and stupid as f**k to get killed by traffic. They are, as a species, OFTWSurely at the wind up here? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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