Hedgecutter Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 (edited) Just discovered that my 'pet' house spider (Steve II) has frozen to death on the back doorstep. He usually lives in the cozy utility room beside the washing machine (until he falls into the plastic wash basket and I have had to set him free), but after over 2 years of keeping it fly-free (following the death of Steve I), he's finally off to the great web in the sky. Funeral will be at my house, Thursday 14th November at 13:30. All welcome. No flowers please. Edited November 10, 2019 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 Steve II was a w**k. I much preferred Steve the 1st. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 35 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Just discovered that my 'pet' house spider (Steve II) has frozen to death on the back doorstep. He usually lives in the cozy utility room beside the washing machine (until he falls into the plastic wash basket and I have had to set him free), but after over 2 years of keeping it fly-free (following the death of Steve I), he's finally off to the great web in the sky. Funeral will be at my house, Thursday 14th November at 13:30. All welcome. No flowers please. Today of all days! Lest we forget. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 Just discovered that my 'pet' house spider (Steve II) has frozen to death on the back doorstep. He usually lives in the cozy utility room beside the washing machine (until he falls into the plastic wash basket and I have had to set him free), but after over 2 years of keeping it fly-free (following the death of Steve I), he's finally off to the great web in the sky. Funeral will be at my house, Thursday 14th November at 13:30. All welcome. No flowers please.RIP in peace Steve ii 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 Just discovered that my 'pet' house spider (Steve II) has frozen to death on the back doorstep. He usually lives in the cozy utility room beside the washing machine (until he falls into the plastic wash basket and I have had to set him free), but after over 2 years of keeping it fly-free (following the death of Steve I), he's finally off to the great web in the sky. Funeral will be at my house, Thursday 14th November at 13:30. All welcome. No flowers please.Thoughts and prayers. It's always the good ones that get taken away too soon. Today was the day you grew your wings Steve II. GBNF PM me *** x 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 f**k Steve, he was a massive c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 f**k Steve, he was a massive c**t.Steve was a girl you pig 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 14 minutes ago, ICTChris said: f**k Steve, he was a massive c**t. Steve was a girl you pig I assume spider's legs were visible when she wore bikini bottoms ?? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 I assume spider's legs were visible when she wore bikini bottoms ??...I'd love to fucking ride her. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 2 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Just discovered that my 'pet' house spider (Steve II) has frozen to death on the back doorstep. He usually lives in the cozy utility room beside the washing machine (until he falls into the plastic wash basket and I have had to set him free), but after over 2 years of keeping it fly-free (following the death of Steve I), he's finally off to the great web in the sky. Funeral will be at my house, Thursday 14th November at 13:30. All welcome. No flowers please. Not even family flowers? Harsh... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 2 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Just discovered that my 'pet' house spider (Steve II) has frozen to death on the back doorstep. He usually lives in the cozy utility room beside the washing machine (until he falls into the plastic wash basket and I have had to set him free), but after over 2 years of keeping it fly-free (following the death of Steve I), he's finally off to the great web in the sky. Funeral will be at my house, Thursday 14th November at 13:30. All welcome. No flowers please. Hopefully @KnightswoodBear is giving the eulogy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Angusfifer said: Not even family flowers? Harsh... What, a spider carrying flowers? It's a simple question of weight ratios. A 14mg spider could not carry a 200g bouquet. Eta: He's getting cremated anyway. Last ditch attempt at warming him up a bit. Edited November 10, 2019 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 6 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Hopefully @KnightswoodBear is giving the eulogy. He'll just bring a new spider along and claim that Steve II never left us. #Steveco 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 Not even family flowers? Harsh...ESPECIALLY not family flowers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 3 hours ago, ICTChris said: f**k Steve, he was a massive c**t. Best It guy/ fitba scout there was. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 2 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: What, a spider carrying flowers? It's a simple question of weight ratios. A 14mg spider could not carry a 200g bouquet. Eta: He's getting cremated anyway. Last ditch attempt at warming him up a bit. Was it an African or European spider? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 3 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Was it an African or European spider? African spider maybe, but not a European spider. But then of course African spiders are not migratory, so maybe he fell into a Daz box. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 4 hours ago, Snafu said: With Clinton Cards and Jessops going into administration recently and likely a date with destination fucked here's a list of retail businesses plus a few others this year that have either gone bust, faced administration or gone full postal on murdering their shops and cutting their workforce to keep the shareholders happy. R.I.P - Thomas Cook, Karen Millen and its subsidiary Coast, The Money Shop, The Yorkshire Linen Company, Hourstons, Wine Direct and associate company JustInCases, Patisserie Valerie, On a life support - Mama and Papas, Mothercare, Forever 21, Regis UK & Supercuts, Bonmarché, Watt Brothers, Tomlinson Dairies, Khaadi Fashion, Links of London, Albemarle & Bond, Lingerie Outlet Store , Jack Wills, Stefanel, Bathstore, Realbuzz., Rococo Chocolates, Skandium, Debenhams, Select, Pretty Green, The Bottle Shop, Office Outlet, Superfi, Better Bathrooms, L K Bennett, Bennetts Department Store, tReds, Gerry Weber: International Ag, OddBins and Wine Cellars, Miss Shoes, Chapelle Jewellery & Watches, Wild and Gorgeous, Hardy Amies, Steamer Trading Being utter c***s - Vodafone A lot of these are clothing outlets and not even the ones who exclusively trade online are safe. I think I've only ever been in Oddbins out of that lot. Must be my fault then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 What happened with Bennetts department store? Poor lad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 Tanning salons, takeout places, bookies and convince stores are where the people like to shop in the high street. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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