GordonD Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 5 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Mrs B has no idea how she got home lastnight, and made it only as far as the couch until I got up with the Bairnardiñas who promptly jumped all over her. Shes now in bed alternating between sleep and calling herself a disgrace, and is R.A.F. Ahh the dance of marriage..... Over the moon! Lift from her pimp? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 Clinton Morrison comes across as a bit of an idiot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 1 hour ago, GordonD said: Lift from her pimp? Bit harsh calling me a pimp m8. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 We were out buying a new living room suite today and without any prompt the salesman starting talking about how I had health problems and his wife was going through similar. Okay, I have pretty short hair but I thought it was a bit presumptuous. I don't think I'd ever have the nerve to say that to someone without being 100% sure. I was happy he thought though tbh as I don't want anyone presuming I am "styling" my hair like this on purpose! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 We were out buying a new living room suite today and without any prompt the salesman starting talking about how I had health problems and his wife was going through similar. Okay, I have pretty short hair but I thought it was a bit presumptuous. I don't think I'd ever have the nerve to say that to someone without being 100% sure. I was happy he thought though tbh as I don't want anyone presuming I am "styling" my hair like this on purpose!Maybe he was a P&Ber. Did he run after you when you left and give you a box of Maltesers? [emoji848] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 8 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Maybe he was a P&Ber. Did he run after you when you left and give you a box of Maltesers? Too busy away cashing his commission cheque. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 7 hours ago, Dele said: Clinton Morrison comes across as a bit of an idiot. Surely he comes across as a bit of a ClInt? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 Area 51 raid turns out to be a damp squib. they were looking in the wrong place anyway: How do you know E.T. is an Old Firm fan? Because he looks like one... What happened on Friday? Not a lot. Despite much anticipation surrounding the event, only around 75 people turned up at the front gate and nobody attempted to enter. The only person to be arrested was a man caught urinating near the entrance and a woman was detained for an undisclosed reason, Associated Press reported. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 The Haka is the most cringeworthy thing in world sport. An absolute minter. Rugby is shite and for c***s as well.I would never subject myself to a rugby match, but don’t the other teams just warm up or something as they do it? I get that its meant to intimidate the other team etc, so why not just turn away and get it up them? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 9 hours ago, tamthebam said: Area 51 raid turns out to be a damp squib. they were looking in the wrong place anyway: Meanwhile all the people and aliens at Area 50 were hiding and telling each other, "Sssh! They'll go away soon..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 Only just discovered you can get sky sports through the now tv app and don’t need to sign up to a sky package and wait a few weeks to get a satellite dish fitted. Delighted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 7 hours ago, Inanimate Carbon Rod said: I would never subject myself to a rugby match, but don’t the other teams just warm up or something as they do it? I get that its meant to intimidate the other team etc, so why not just turn away and get it up them? It would be disrespectful - like warming up during the other side's National Anthem. Though not everybody takes it so seriously. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 f**k them. If they want to prance around shaking their booty, let them. In fact they should kick off whilst they're doing it, get a quick advantage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 I would never subject myself to a rugby match, but don’t the other teams just warm up or something as they do it? I get that its meant to intimidate the other team etc, so why not just turn away and get it up them?It's about respect for the traditions of the game. Shit like this should matter in all sports. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 Only just discovered you can get sky sports through the now tv app and don’t need to sign up to a sky package and wait a few weeks to get a satellite dish fitted. Delighted. I've been doing this for a couple of months. Good thing is even when you cancel, you get the rest of what you've paid for (as opposed to having to remember to cancel at a certain point in the month). But you don't get to pause and rewind the action. Slightly annoying. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 I've been doing this for a couple of months. Good thing is even when you cancel, you get the rest of what you've paid for (as opposed to having to remember to cancel at a certain point in the month). But you don't get to pause and rewind the action. Slightly annoying. I have been in my new house for 2 weeks now and have been meaning to phone sky to see what deals they’re offering as I can’t watch Sky go anymore because the account got cancelled. Was meaning to ask on quick questions why you can’t just get a sky sports app and watch it through your smart tv but kept forgetting to do ask.£33 is decent for the sports channels for the month and if there’s a quiet month/no football on I can just cancel it like you said. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 I think the Haka is a fantastic sporting spectacle. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 I think the Haka is a fantastic sporting spectacle. I think it’s a load of shite. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 48 minutes ago, throbber said: I have been in my new house for 2 weeks now and have been meaning to phone sky to see what deals they’re offering as I can’t watch Sky go anymore because the account got cancelled. Was meaning to ask on quick questions why you can’t just get a sky sports app and watch it through your smart tv but kept forgetting to do ask. £33 is decent for the sports channels for the month and if there’s a quiet month/no football on I can just cancel it like you said. Of course this is why throbber is a bit cash-strapped at the moment. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-49755334 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 I think the Haka is a fantastic sporting spectacle. It is great, I still get annoyed that Snork Maiden got to see it from a touring Maori Team when she was at School to utter indifference whilst our useless team would have been inspired & lapped it up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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