Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 7 hours ago, The Moonster said: Absolutely. The next wildfire that takes Dumbarton by surprise will see me in the same condition as Grimbos pets, such is my level of preparedness. 2 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: Dumbarton looks like the natural disaster has already struck, amirite? https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/local-news/animals-dumped-dumbarton-shore-could-19914064 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 I'm going to keep a tin of tuna in my emergency bag in case things go tits up and a starving Muffy/Smudger is allowed to roam free across the land.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 2 minutes ago, tamthebam said: I'm going to keep a tin of tuna in my emergency bag in case things go tits up and a starving Muffy/Smudger is allowed to roam free across the land.. A can of tuna is only about 160g. I think it would just bounce off him, tbh. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 1 minute ago, Shotgun said: A can of tuna is only about 160g. I think it would just bounce off him, tbh. I was hoping to tame the beast and do a Daenerys (without the buggering it up at the end. Oops, spoiler alert) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 I've just learned I'm in a closed Facebook group of just over 1700 members which boasts Zammo as one of it's contributors. I'm so pwoud. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 A couple of perfectly 100% normal rooms feature in this house. https://www.realestate.com.au/property-house-sa-magill-131914778Not sure what the big deal is...yeah, the decor is a bit WTF, but I've seen similar bef...OH HOLY CHRIST 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 Im a steak lorne griller but just there decided to fry it off for work later. I think I may have converted to frying. I've just eaten my tea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 2 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Not sure what the big deal is...yeah, the decor is a bit WTF, but I've seen similar bef... OH HOLY CHRIST Man u top? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 2 hours ago, coprolite said: Man u top? No, currently eighth, seven points behind Liverpool. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 How to shite quicker and think most of us already know that sitting on the toilet can lead to strokes. https://www.bbc.com/ideas/videos/are-you-going-to-the-toilet-in-the-wrong-way/p07myj7v?playlist=doing-it-wrong 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 3 minutes ago, Eednud said: How to shite quicker and think most of us already know that sitting on the toilet can lead to strokes. https://www.bbc.com/ideas/videos/are-you-going-to-the-toilet-in-the-wrong-way/p07myj7v?playlist=doing-it-wrong Fetal fecal position then 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 We have these on all public toilet doors in the traps. I have a squat toilet, it really is the business when you get used to it. Not to great when I broke my ankle and was in plaster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 Heedthebaa, xbl, Bigmouth Strikes Again, Lambies Pigeon Feed, Cardinal Richelieu, tree house tam, Granny Danger, LordHawHaw, King Kebab, Tartantony, Hibeesbounce75, the_saints_are_coming, AI666, Wunfelaff, 1320Lichtie, Monster, SlipperyP... Your boys took a hell of a beating! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBo10 Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 French company liable after employee dies during sex on business trip https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-49662134 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 This just popped up on Facebook. I think it's Stevie Gerrard and Kenny Dalglish (?) Some poor bugger has paid money for this. Apparently more to be added. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 3 minutes ago, Dele said: This just popped up on Facebook. I think it's Stevie Gerrard and Kenny Dalglish (?) Some poor bugger has paid money for this. Apparently more to be added. Looks like Glen Michael lifting the European Cup there.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 This just popped up on Facebook. I think it's Stevie Gerrard and Kenny Dalglish (?) Some poor bugger has paid money for this. Apparently more to be added. I once took a nasty off my bike and spent about 3 hours in casualty while a team of nurses used Brillo pads and salt to scrub the gravel out of me. My left side looked a bit like that. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 This just popped up on Facebook. I think it's Stevie Gerrard and Kenny Dalglish (?) Some poor bugger has paid money for this. Apparently more to be added. f**k all wrong with that to be fair!(Rab b nesbitt agrees) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 This just popped up on Facebook. I think it's Stevie Gerrard and Kenny Dalglish (?) Some poor bugger has paid money for this. Apparently more to be added. Top one is Ian Brown. Here’s a recent photo, no Liverpool kit though; 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 Hello all, so I'm running a 10k at the end of this month (which is quite an achievement as I have a gammy foot, smoke like a chimney and most likely a borderline alcoholic) to raise funds for Mental Health UK. As much as I hate to get the old begging bowl out, but if anyone could afford a couple of quid I'd really appreciate it. Cheers. https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/nicolas-clark 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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