Stellaboz Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 My girlfriend's 28, I'm 41. She's 13 years younger than me. Are you the guy the Pars fans were chanting at last week? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 1 hour ago, Stellaboz said: On 25/08/2019 at 00:20, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: My girlfriend's 28, I'm 41. She's 13 years younger than me. Are you the guy the Pars fans were chanting at last week? Tom Beadling? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 Tom Beadling?Oh come on, we all know we're a bunch of horrible bigots to the core. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 10 hours ago, Rugster said: Club sandwiches. In fact the superb tesco chicken club sandwich is done using cold toasted bread. Is it still hot if you go early enough in the morning? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 Polish guy in the office has his dog in this morning and it understands various commands in both Polish and English, meaning I have been outshone in the foreign languages department by a dog. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 12 hours ago, Rugster said: I don’t love cold toast. This is a myth perpetrated to sully my reputation. Certain sandwich fillings lend themselves nicely to toasted bread but taste better when the toast is not hot. It’s very simple. Ok Google, give me an example of the word "revisionism". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 11 hours ago, Rugster said: the superb tesco chicken club sandwich is done using cold toasted bread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 Really? You of all people should not be throwing stones in this particular glass house. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 10 hours ago, Raidernation said: The syntax was a (presumably failed) effort at humour It has been pointed out that its a quote from Jesse's Diet from the Fast Show. Which will teach me to be pedantic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 11 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: There's a souped up car with about 1cm of clearance all the way round parked in my street and I cannot understand how it got over the speed bumps that are both up and down the road from it. Air bags? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 Maybe scraping the shit out of his bumper is worth looking like a wee fanny ned.It’s a burden to bear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 1 hour ago, MixuFixit said: There's a souped up car with about 1cm of clearance all the way round parked in my street and I cannot understand how it got over the speed bumps that are both up and down the road from it. Pics or GTF. Be sure to capture as much of the street as possible... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 Pics or GTF. Be sure to capture as much of the street as possible...How about this?I briefly stayed in a flat next to the Indian restaurant just to the right of this picture.What was the name of the restaurant?What could I see from my window? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Cerberus said: What was the name of the restaurant? What could I see from my window? Cochin Edited August 26, 2019 by Hedgecutter 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 50 minutes ago, Cerberus said: What could I see from my window? A flying rucksack? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 2 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Pics or GTF. Be sure to capture as much of the street as possible... 1 hour ago, Cerberus said: What could I see from my window? A balaclava wearing Hedgecutter standing with a bag full of ropes and knives? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 6 minutes ago, Dee Man said: A balaclava wearing Hedgecutter standing with a bag full of ropes and knives? 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 5 hours ago, MixuFixit said: There's a souped up car with about 1cm of clearance all the way round parked in my street and I cannot understand how it got over the speed bumps that are both up and down the road from it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 Yesterday, I saw a wasp attack and then rip apart a daddy-long-legs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 Just now, mathematics said: Yesterday, I saw a wasp attack and then rip apart a daddy-long-legs. Boris’s Britain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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